Classic quotations to describe people bragging.

Classic Quotations to Describe People's Bragging

Classic Quotations to Describe People's Bragging, in daily life or work and study, people always have to touch or use sentences, which can be divided into simple sentences and complex sentences, and simple sentences can be divided into subject-predicate sentences and non-subject-predicate sentences. The following are classic quotations to describe people bragging. Classic quotations to describe people bragging 1

1. Be kind to others, be considerate of others, love life and work hard.

2. Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: "For you, I can spend nine days on the moon, but I can catch turtles in five oceans!" Because: that "moon" is you, and that "turtle" is you!

3, the garbage at home is clear, and the garbage in the heart (greed? I don't know "down". Women are kind and not greedy, men are diligent and honest

4. As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!

5. I remember that a long time ago, the earth was quite dark. One day, playing with fire set a few small balls not far away. People called him Sun, which was too bright, so I had to find someone to shoot a few, and I never played with fire again.

6. If you want to be happier, your heart should be simpler. If you want to be free and easy, you should ask for a simpler life.

7. Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put the neighbor's car into the ditch, so that he won't honk when he sees me.

8. Every shot will make me feel at a loss, and every happiness will make me feel sad silently. Just like I see other people's smiles, I can't find happiness that belongs to me.

9. Positive thinking leads to positive life, while negative thinking leads to negative life.

1. I spent the best years of my life playing football, drinking and bragging with you, so we were all single afterwards.

11. Men talk big after drinking, while women sleep silently after drinking.

12. History is false except the names of people. The novel is true except that the names of people are false.

13. Your fart is really powerful. With such a thick steel pipe and such a thin collapse, the Himalayas collapsed into small flats. Do you think this fart is not powerful?

14. I won the championship with only three words. I'm not handsome!

15. After talking for a long time, the beard and mouth are still a bare chin.

16. A hateful guy like you: You can play a piece of shit in a TV series, but you can't compare with chewing gum spilled by a dog on the roadside. You are even more handsome than a flower. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave a corpse to avoid polluting the environment. Even the amoeba protozoa can't survive on the keyboard you touched, and the saliva you spit out is more deadly than sars. If you pretend to be cute, you can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant. If you pretend to be cool and handsome, human beings will have to use asexual reproduction. Idiots can be your teachers, and mentally retarded people can teach you to talk. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break. I want to immigrate to Mars in order to leave you. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will be tempted to you.

17. No matter how fierce you shout, it's just a chicken feather beating the bell.

18. I'm not a great person. I'm just a little taller than Liu Xiang, a little whiter than Louis Koo, a little cooler than Andy Lau, a little more handsome than Chow Yun Fat, a little stronger than Bruce Lee, and a little more accomplished than Stephen Chow.

19. Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

2. On the way to bragging, I gradually became awesome.

21. At night, the Bodhisattva is still in the temple.

22. Always look for people who are more active than yourself and a more positive environment than yourself.

23. It is helplessness to give up, ignorance to give up if you don't give up, incompetence to give up if you don't give up, and persistence to give up if you don't give up.

24. I will leave the Milky Way tomorrow, and I won't brag with you.

25. I found that people can't stay in the same city for many years. There are too many people who are suspected to know each other. When chatting, I will find that the acquaintances around me are inextricably linked, which leads to the pain of not letting go of bragging.

26. Those who are taciturn are not necessarily stupid, and those who are talkative are not necessarily wise.

27, don't brag, please give the cow back, because the cow needs to live!

28. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you. The furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you, but when you know that you love each other, you can't be together. The furthest distance in the world is not knowing that you love each other.

29. Face life with an optimistic and positive attitude. You don't have to look up at others, you are also a landscape.

3. When you put down your face to make money, it means that you are sensible. When you earn back face with money, it means that you have succeeded. When you can make money by saving face, it means that you are already a person. When you still stay there drinking and bragging, pretending to know nothing, and only loving the so-called face, it means that this is your life.

31. Just because the sole is worn out does not mean that the road has come to an end.

32. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

33. I will leave the Milky Way tomorrow, and I won't brag with you.

34. I can shoot through my jeans.

35. The more boastful you are, the more humble you are.

36, don't brag, you don't know you can blow the sky.

37, don't brag in front of me, my eyes can't tolerate stupidity.

38. monopolize the firefly under the moon and light up a piece of loneliness. Snow on the moss tells me that you have never come back.

39. There is no room for a grain of sand in your eyes, but you can accommodate your contact eyes.

4. Tell me funny things. I want to go but I don't want to die.

41. If I'm not pretending, I'm on my way to pretending.

42. I'm going back to Mars. There are many cows on the earth. If I don't leave, I can't leave.

43. The snow on the moss reflected my pale face. I opened the dictionary, and on any page, all the words made me sad.

44. Tofu has an extra bag of water, but no one will believe it if there is more empty talk.

45. The house is big. I ran away from home for a month before I came to my living room.

46. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

47. Your fart is really powerful. With such a thick steel pipe and such a thin collapse, the Himalayas collapsed to the ground. Do you think this fart is not powerful?

48. Mount Tai is not a mound, and it is not a boast.

49. A noisy bird is lazy to make a nest, and a noisy cat catches fewer mice.

5. There are many opportunities in one's life, just to see if one can seize them, cherish what one sees and satisfy what one has at present. We often miss more opportunities for one opportunity.

51. Just now, I received a phone call. Xiao Ao said that he was going to come and ask me to do something with Xiao Pu.

52. Brothers, the best time of my life was drinking and bragging with you. Classic Quotations to Describe People's Bragging 2

The funniest bragging sentence

1. Two farmers brag-"The chickens on our farm eat all tea leaves and lay all tea eggs." "Yes, our farm gives them wallets and lets them lay poached eggs ..."

2. It's normal to eat the wire to brush the pot in breakfast, which just shows that our logistics is strictly based on brushing first. I don't think sometimes it's important. If you don't believe me, I'll throw you into a no-man's land. Ten days later, I'll take a million and a bowl of rice to choose for you. You will definitely choose rice!

4. God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knows the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

5. Half-hearted: reassure parents, make lovers happy, reassure leaders, be kind to women and be casual to men.

6. What people fear most is not death, but regret.

7. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.

8. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fall into the river at the same time, will you be my girlfriend?

9, let me live in your heart, or your bed.

1. Say you like it with a photo. You think you are visiting Taobao.

11. As a mobile phone, is it easy for me to support you? I give you so much pocket money every month, but I still play with you every day. You won't rob others to send you a red envelope. You have to let me poke you in the head before you move, so you won't lose the face of your mobile phone. You say it! ! !

12. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime.

13. It's so childish and ridiculous to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that they have to look through the photo album.

14, watch a Korean drama, change a husband.

15. Some people always say that I have a bad temper, which is really funny. If a good-looking person like me has a good temper, it will be fine.

The funniest bragging sentence

1. My mother asked me why I didn't tidy up my room. It's a joke. I'm a beauty in a messy room.

2. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

3. You can't satisfy everyone, because not all people are human!

4. Love is to miss one's heart, marriage is to tie one's heart, and love is to swallow one's heart.

5. Positive thinking leads to positive life, while negative thinking leads to negative life.

6. A successful mother is failure, and a successful father is sweat.

7. Go beyond yourself, challenge yourself, challenge weaknesses, challenge laziness and challenge bad habits.

8. Maybe you are too cute, maybe I like it too much, but I want to sleep with you anyway.

9. Starbucks is a photo studio with the theme of coffee shop, KFC McDonald's is a public toilet with the theme of fast food restaurant, and the school is a marriage agency with the theme of learning.

1. People who care about you will reply to your message no matter how busy they are. People who don't care about you, the signal in the grave is not very good!

11. The role of eyelashes should be to prevent things from entering your eyes, but when I feel uncomfortable with my eyes, it is mostly because eyelashes have entered my eyes.

12. Forgive those poor people who are arrogant. After all, they are blind!

13. Just now, I heard two pupils outside the door saying, "Soon! Soon! 95%! " So I silently turned off the wifi. What a happy day!

14. Being chased by others doesn't necessarily prove that you are beautiful, but you may know that you are a slut by your coquettish appearance!

15. Don't feel inferior. You are no more stupid than others. Don't be complacent, others are no more stupid than you. Classic Quotations to Describe People's Bragging 3

The most classic bragging joke

1. Guitar: I didn't expect that I could win many Fans by starting with four thin steel wires. I was never picky about the working environment, and I could adapt to it at home, in the suburbs, on the stage, on the street and at the seaside. My favorite catchphrase is: "Play well, play well and play with a croaking taste."

2. Harmonica: Although I am small, I am an out-and-out big family. Dozens of people live together. Although everyone is square, they work hard, and each has his own strengths. They all have counterparts who sing when kissing their masters. What is this? This is love and happiness.

3. I'm not a great person. I'm just a little taller than Liu Xiang, a little whiter than Louis Koo, a little cooler than Andy Lau, a little more handsome than Chow Yun Fat, a little stronger than Bruce Lee, and a little more successful than Stephen Chow.

4. I'm not a capable person. I'm just a guy with a little higher IQ than Einstein, a little whiter than Zhang Zhenyue, a little cooler than Stephen Chow, a little more handsome than Daniel Wu, a little stronger than Du Wenze, and only a little higher achievement than Li Ka-shing ...

5. Drum: Everyone knows that I am covered with a thin piece of cowhide, but I never brag, and I am the best.

6. Flute: Everyone knows that I have many minds, but I am not bad-minded. Although my fame is blown out, it does not affect my position on the stage at all.

7. Hulusi: First of all, I'm not a vegetable, and I'm not the same as shredded potato and three-silk. Although I look like a gourd, this gourd never sells medicine. I play art!

8. Guzheng: It is no exaggeration to say that I am an old-timer in the field of musical instruments. Although I usually like to put on airs, it is all because of my work needs.

9. Violin: I have a relatively high status. I always step on my master's shoulder when I work, and I am closest to the "head". But I have never been arrogant, and I work well with the top leader, so I have always been very popular.

1. Accordion: My flexible personality is the reason why I am loved. My greatest happiness is being hugged. This treatment is the first in the musical instrument family. I am really happy, so I cherish every opportunity to perform, and strive to dedicate the most beautiful music to people. My slogan is: Carry out the style to the end.