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Have you ever laughed too hard?
I remember my freshman year. At that time, our dormitory especially liked to play a game called "Who is undercover". We usually eat in the dormitory, of course, this is not allowed by the school, we all do it quietly. One of our dormitory's favorite entertainment activities is to buy food and cook by ourselves, and then after dinner, our dormitory will play games around the dormitory. In the past, the game we liked to play was truth or dare. Later, I found out that there was no secret between us, so I changed it to "Who is undercover". Of course, because I know each other too well, I also made a lot of jokes when playing this game.
Once in a game, we civilians were attracted by Minions, and undercover was attracted by Hulk. At first, I didn't find any clues about the first reincarnation and the second reincarnation, so I took them out at will. Then I don't know what's going on, but when a friend of mine narrated it, he added, we all have Minions in our dormitory, but we didn't realize that there was Minions in our dormitory. And there is a roommate in our dormitory who especially likes little yellow ducks. So there are many little yellow ducks in our dormitory, about seven or eight. So when he mentioned that sometimes in our dormitory, we all thought that the common people's word was Little Yellow Duck, and only our own word was minions. At that time, we all thought we were undercover and everyone else was ordinary.
So we try to describe the little yellow duck in our own words. For example, there is a person in our dormitory who likes it very much. I even gave her a little yellow duck. In this way, various languages appeared one after another. People are more and more sure that he is undercover and others are little yellow ducks, so he develops his own narrative language by playing with little yellow ducks. Of course, the civilians lost and the undercover won. Later, we summed up our game together and everyone laughed. He said who started it, and undercover said I was a Hulk and had no idea what you were talking about. From the beginning, you completely deviated from the track, which is incredible, and it has been a joke in our university for four years.
I can say that I am a girl who loves to laugh naturally. According to my parents, I did not cry when I was born. They are very anxious. I didn't cry until he patted me. This is the first time in my life that I cried so loudly. They said at that time that they would be a girl who loves to laugh in the future.
Up to now, I am an adult. Looking back on my twenty years' life, I find that I am really a girl who loves to laugh and laughs very deeply. Usually, the way I greet others is to smile. I remember an incident in a class in high school. As the monitor, I was called to talk. In fact, I was really scared at that time, but when I saw the head teacher, I used a smile as our greeting, and then the conversation between the two people was much happier.
Although, a girl who loves to laugh is easier to get along with people. However, people with low jokes sometimes misunderstand their intelligence. Sometimes a general joke can't be laughed at if others don't agree. But I am such a girl who can't stop laughing.
I remember when I was in junior high school, everyone got together to chat and tell jokes. Some cold jokes would make a bunch of us laugh. However, others stopped laughing, and I was still laughing, and I couldn't stop laughing.
The one I remember most clearly is the last summer vacation. Voice chat with boyfriend. He said an interesting thing. After listening, I began to laugh. I couldn't speak and even cried. He was speechless at my deep laughter on the other end of the phone, or he was used to it, just silently waiting for the moment when I stopped giggling. I think my laughing behavior really makes others feel particularly helpless, but I can't help it myself.
Miss our wandering youth, it was a happy time when we could laugh until we cried.
This is really a pleasant topic. I can't help but be elated when I think of the time when I couldn't stop laughing before. But think about it, I really haven't laughed so brazenly for a long time, and life is not hard, but I'm past the age where I can laugh casually.
In my feeling, the happiest time in life is two stages: kindergarten and university. The happiness of kindergarten is due to the ignorance and recklessness of young people, and college time is just the right time for classmates and teenagers. At that time, the happiest thing for sisters was to go back to the dormitory after evening self-study and lie in bed after washing. You talked to me in a word, and when you said it, someone came up with a golden sentence or two, which somehow touched the punch line. First, one person laughed, and then a room full of people realized that they couldn't help laughing. At first, the joke teller couldn't help laughing and shouting, stop laughing, and then he came to the meeting. Ha, don't say nothing. When she said this, everyone immediately thought of the old lady with glasses knocking on the table to shout for silence, not only haha.
Now think about it, the topic at that time was actually not funny, but I couldn't stop laughing at that time, just because I was young and didn't have so many troubles and burdens, except for studying. That is our spotless youth in the ivory tower. The same topic, even if it is funny now, may never laugh as much as it was then, until tears can't stop. I really miss those days when I could laugh or wipe my tears at will. ...
Last year, at a company dinner, a colleague who was particularly able to drink white wine insisted on drinking when she saw a girl on the table who didn't drink. The girl has no choice but to consider drinking a glass of beer. The girl drank wine, and my male colleague got drunk with a glass of white wine and let the girl drink a glass of beer. Well, she was bored, and one beer after another dried up. Finally, this guy put it down. After dinner, this guy left. Holding the girl's hand just wouldn't let go, so we had to drag him out of the private room. As a result, the buddy climbed underground and went to the room. Seeing this, he had to disperse. The two men went back to their respective homes, carried the buddy downstairs in the traffic jam and sent him home. When that buddy lived in the neighborhood, my God, he lived on the sixth floor, and two colleagues dragged him to the sixth floor. The next day, the buddy came to the company, and we were all happy. As soon as I saw him, the stalk turned out!
See the problem and tell another funny story that makes people laugh. It's also true.
A few years ago, one of my classmates got married and held a wedding. According to local customs, after the wedding in the daytime, at night, it is time to make trouble in the bridal chamber. The new house is a bungalow with a big yard.
On their wedding night, a couple was already sitting in their new house. A group of students poured into the new house, and everyone surrounded the bride and groom. First, they hold their hands and feet. Too many chefs drew two big faces for them with pastels prepared in advance, which is more exaggerated than those in comedies. After that, everyone dragged two newcomers to do some difficult funny moves, which made everyone laugh and the new house suddenly became festive.
A group of people in the bridal chamber have been fighting for a long time, so it's time to retreat. The students ate some sweets and drank several glasses of wedding banquet. A classmate deliberately smoked several cigarettes, and the room was filled with smoke. Although the curtains are closed, he still has to open the window to ventilate.
A group of students have walked out of the gate, then sneaked back to the yard and hid under the window, trying to listen to those movements. I didn't expect this move to be seen through by the bride. Two people deliberately talk to delay time and deliberately make a little noise. A few students outside the window listened to the movement in the room with their heads down. Suddenly, a basin of cold water poured down from the window, and several students squatting under the window were soaked through. At this moment, the bride and groom in the room burst out laughing. But at that time, in order to avoid being "retaliated" by the bride and groom, I deliberately stood near the gate to watch the excitement, just to escape this cold water. I can't help laughing at the way those students are embarrassed. Although it has been a long time, I still can't help laughing for a long time when I think about it.
The last time I laughed, it should be when my husband and I fell in love. He made me angry, and I was annoyed. Since you have made your female friend angry, you should make her happy. As a result, he fell asleep. I watched him play dumb, and I was so angry that I couldn't fight. Do you know what I did?
I cut his hair while he was sleeping. It was originally 37 points, so I cut all my hair on my forehead. I wanted to cut a peach heart, but I found that my level was too poor, so I cut a triangle, about the size of my palm.
After cutting, I felt very cheerful in an instant, and then I asked my little sister to go shopping together.
In the evening, I came back happily and opened the door to find him sitting on the sofa with no eyes. I looked at his big forehead and stood at the door laughing. I made him laugh, too.
He said that when he woke up, he found that I was gone, so he put on his shoes and wanted to find me, but after going out for a walk, he found that people on the road were looking at him strangely and laughing. He instinctively nodded silently and found that his hair was gone.
He said loudly to me in an exaggerated tone, "Where's my hair?" There's a ghost at home. Look, my hair is gone! "
I stood at the door laughing speechless.
I remember when I was very young, others laughed strangely, and I thought it was funny. Many times, we laugh until our stomachs hurt, but the bigger it gets, the less funny things become. Occasionally, when we meet funny things, we just grin in our hearts!
The older you get, the higher your jokes are, and the more boring life seems to be.
I laughed so hard that I couldn't stop laughing. It was a morning in the second grade of my primary school! It's time for class. The students are all ready for class. I sit in the front row. Our teacher is a very beautiful female teacher. Wearing a suit buttons in the wrong place? The teacher said that the students started their classes! I was the first to laugh, and the whole class laughed along! The laughter is getting louder and louder, and the teacher keeps hitting with a stick on the teaching table! The laughter stopped, but I still couldn't help laughing.
The teacher called my name angrily? Stand up! Stand up! Didn't you just laugh? Why don't you laugh now? I couldn't help laughing, and my classmates laughed with me. The teacher gave me a stick in a rage, and my hand hurt. I suddenly smiled bitterly. Why don't you laugh?
The teacher asked me angrily, what are you laughing at? I mean ... Holding her button, she said that the button was misplaced, and the teacher was embarrassed to go out of the classroom to button it! We laughed again. Have you ever had the same experience? Welcome to Donglong Govern Watermelon Live Video to listen to songs and chat.
Playing fried golden flowers in the dormitory when I was a sophomore. We don't play with money, we use melon seeds instead. In the end, whoever has the least melon seeds left will be laughed at by everyone.
I especially like this game. Watching others laugh their heads off, I have a heartfelt joy. Even when I think about it occasionally in class, my mouth will rise. Of course, another reason is that I have never lost.
One day, the card smells strange when it is memorized, which is exactly what the sentence says, "Come out and mix, and you have to return it sooner or later." These guys are ruthless when they do it. I never stopped laughing. For three minutes, I thought I was going to laugh. As soon as everyone lets go, I feel my face hurts, my stomach hurts and I have no strength at all. I collapsed in bed for a long time before I recovered.
I didn't like this game from then on.
I think everyone will have the experience of laughing too hard to stop. Maybe with friends, maybe with lovers. In retrospect, this experience will make your mouth rise and fall into that sweet and beautiful memory.
I remember playing games with my long-lost college roommate Lian Mai some time ago. One of my classmates who doesn't usually play games is forced to play with us. He has some particularly funny and nonsense operations, which not only killed himself, but also killed his teammates. But no one blamed him, but everyone laughed in unison and couldn't stop laughing for a long time. In a trance, it seems that everyone can't help but recall the time when they lived under the same roof, so I said, tomorrow is the weekend, long time no see, how about getting together? Indeed as expected unanimously agreed. After meeting, I didn't forget to mention yesterday's nonsense operation at dinner, and the laughter at the table also attracted the attention of other guests.
What makes me laugh is that everyone has not become strangers because of graduation. On the contrary, the feelings we have lived together have become more mellow and lasting under the precipitation of time. It is these moments in life that make people laugh, and it is not lonely to live and work in a foreign land.
Author: Ke Mei, a big boy, expressed his feelings in words and changed his destiny with knowledge.
This kind of experience should be available to everyone. Every time I can't stop laughing, it's usually a classic little thing.
I remember 20 10 when I was working in Taobao shop, I spoofed a colleague after work. At that time, "scary" games were popular on computers. I forgot the name of the game. The content is dragging the mouse and walking all the time. You can't touch outside the specified area, and it is ***4-way. All levels meet outside the designated area and have to start over. If it's all over, a horrible avatar will suddenly appear! I believe many friends are scared by this game!
This game is used to spoof "colleagues". Under the temptation of various interests, "colleagues" went through 81 difficulties to complete the game. Here comes the punch line! At the end of the game, "colleagues" seemed to be frozen by time, with their hands on their heads and their eyes motionless! After about 30 seconds, he shouted in Tianjin dialect: My God!
On that spoof, most people present at that time didn't catch their breath for more than 20 minutes! The dialect of "Tianjin" is so funny
Once I went to the public toilet, I heard someone say hello to me in the pit next door and said, "Are you there?" I thought it was strange to meet an acquaintance, so I said, "Well, here I am." The man next door asked, "What are you doing here?" I thought: what else can I do when I come to the toilet? Then he said, "Take a shit, of course." The man next door said, "When are you leaving?" I said, "Of course I'll leave when I'm finished." "Will you come to see me after I finish?" "Are you crazy? I'll see you when I'm finished? " "Why don't I go and see you!" ... I finally got angry: "you psycho, I'll see you after I have finished defecation." Who are you? " The man next door finally couldn't help it, only to hear him say, "I'll hang up first." There's a psycho next to me. He answers me whenever I say anything. Really! Hey! "
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