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Classic Quotations of Zhao Benshan's Essays in Spring Festival Evening.
02, Zhao Benshan: "Not bad money."
03. Zhao Benshan: "Sitting and farting" is not very active.
Zhao Benshan: "People have more painful things in this life. Do you know what this is? Is that people are not dead, and money is spent.
Yes! "
05, Zhao Benshan: "Since the noodles are 48, just a bowl of noodles, not noodles."
06. Little Shenyang: "People can't be too stingy, you know? How short life is. As soon as I close my eyes, the day passes.
Go; When you close your eyes and don't open them, your life is over ... "
07. Little Shenyang: "Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? That is, people are dead and money is not spent! "
08, Mao Mao: "Grandpa doesn't want it, I just 18!"
Mao Mao: "I will never forget your great kindness. I will never let you go even if I am a ghost."
10, Mao Mao: "My name is Duck Egg, and I am very impulsive today. Sunny, cloudy and sunny tonight. He just-
I went to the seaside to catch fish for myself. Unfortunately, something happened again and I accidentally stepped on the internet.
Got caught in the net. I'm sure Honghu Lake will make waves, and the waves behind the Yangtze River will push the waves before, wave after wave.
Bo, shoot my dad to death on the beach. "
1 1, I am a man.
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