Funny and provocative words, boys

1. I hope your ranking in the college entrance examination is the same as that in my heart. 2. Falling in love with you is my greatest happiness in this life, thinking of you is my sweetest pain, and being with you is my pride. Without you, I am like a ship that has lost its course. 3. For you, I would like to put down my poetry and the distance. From then on, I will accompany you to live a poem. 4, for you, no matter whether it is sunny or rainy, it will not change. 5. You are a star left in the deep sea in late summer, trying to crush all my tenderness and scatter it to you. 6, like a person, you don't have to fall in love with her, just get married. It doesn't matter if you don't like me, after all, not everyone has good taste. 8. I am so afraid of heights that I can't bend my head and pick up money all my life. 9. When you step into the society, you will find that you can't spell your parents, but you can only Pinduoduo. 1, a lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing. 11, the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps, it is also a mistake to know you. 12. If you are funny and provocative, boys, angels can't fly without wings. I, without you, mean that angels have no wings! Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, lower your head and kiss me. 14. I spent a dollar to buy two boxes of firecrackers, one for wiping and the other for lighting. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance. 16. When you realize that you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you will expect the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. 17. I won't let you lose if you dare to gamble your life with a lifetime of happiness. 18. Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand. Let's take a walk and have a look to see who is unhappy with taking two bites. 19. Actually, I'm also good at acting. I pretend to be silly and sand sculpted every day, but I'm not really. I'm such a beautiful woman with gentle words and good temper who can't swear. 2. I miss you very much, but I won't say anything. You are so awesome that you can't be too proud. Would you please don't go out of the street often, or traffic accidents will increase. 22. None of you are allowed to bully her, only I can! 23, your happiness, I will build, your confusion, I will make up, your greed, I will meet, your waywardness, I will give in, love you, I belong to me. 24. Other girls can be gummy bears, angel babies and sweetheart babies. I can't. I have to be an aunt and a living ancestor. 25. At the moment, college students want to find a boyfriend and girlfriend when they are full and have nothing to do. And I'm awesome. I don't have enough to eat. 26, see what the world, it is good to meet you. 27. If loving you is a mistake, I am willing to make it wrong. 28, what you want, as long as I have it, I must give it to you. What are you still doing outside? Stay by my side. 29. I believe that in this world, some people have some things and some love. When they meet for the first time, they are destined to be bound for life, and they are destined to grow in their hearts like a tree. 3. Do you wipe your ass or flush first after going to the toilet? However, 8% people choose to lock the screen first. If it's funny and provocative, boys 2 1. My wish is to get rich overnight, otherwise … hug you. 2. I don't allow you to drink. It's not that I don't want you to drink. If you drink less, it will hurt your health! 3. When your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry. 4, say one-sided is staying up late, say it is insomnia, really miss you. 5. I miss you. I miss you very much. I want to see you now? 6. I have never understood why the elevator is clearly standing and why it is always said to take the elevator. 7. When you come to me, I feel like I haven't seen Sanqiu for a day; You smile at me, and I feel that Sanqiu has not seen it for a day. Although I won't die if I give up, I won't give up even if I die. 9. I haven't seen how much you can't live without me. 1. I look forward to seeing the mysterious rainbow after the rain one day, and meeting unexpectedly. There is no wind and no rain, just you and me walking in the rain. Hugging in the wind. 11. If you ignore me again, I will rush to your home XO you! 12. I am really comfortable to see people who are not pleasing to the eye and add to your hearts. I love you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am when I am with you. 14. I think you approached me to hurt me, which made me like you so much. 15. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first! 16. I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. What good date do you recommend? 17, don't ask me what is the standard of handsome, ok? Look at me and you will know! 18. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world. 19. I often smile inexplicably, only to find that this smile is about you. 2. M: Can you do me a favor? Only you can help me! W: What's the matter? Man: Please fall in love with me, because I love you so much! 21, there is not too much gorgeous, only one sentence I like you, but it can make each other care about each other. 22. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, which makes my hands ache after watching it several times. 23. If a woman really loves you, she will lose her temper with you because of many things, but she will always stay by your side. 24. With you, the days have become light. I don't want to waste every day, but I want to waste it with you. 25, life is not only the immediate embarrassment, but also the wildness in bed with you. 26. Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Please come to the People's Bank of China with sabre and shotgun at 1 o'clock this evening. 27. Even if others show kindness to me, I am like a hedgehog. Even if you don't show kindness to me, I want to jump into your arms and rub it. 28. I can't help but miss you when I know that I will be sad to miss you. 29. "The boy you have known for a day may have known you for a long time". 3. I am still not lighter today. It must be because I love you deeply. Funny and provocative words for boys 3 1. Remember, don't let me see you again, or I will see you once and like you once. 2. Love begins with confession, and confession begins with feeling, and feeling begins with the first sight of you. 3, loved ones, perhaps never know, ta's' good night' can be comparable to the stars. 4. I hope I can still stay with you after many years. The wine is strong and the wind is warm, and you are mine. Thank God for giving me a special gift today, that is, you. It's a long journey of life, and your company is the happiness of my life. 6. You are the North Atlantic Warm Current, and I am Murmansk Port. Because of your arrival, my world has become an ice-free port. 7. There are many benefits of hugging: it is cold in the cold, hugging warmth and expressing affection; At the end of the year, embrace good luck and follow; Long time no see, hug to show love. 8. Who will accompany me all the way? No matter what time, I like my own worries and sorrows. I miss it so much in the dark, and how strong it is to accompany me. 9. From our acquaintance to the present; From silence to care; From unknown to trust; From strangeness to caring. How long have we been gone and waited? When can I hold hands? 1. When you came, my world began to have colors and different scenery. 11, thinking about your appearance, breathing out of frequency; Thinking of your smile, the clouds become colored; We held hands and kept dating in the rose-scented air. 12. The best marriage is not that you are responsible for supporting the family, I am responsible for beauty, but that we are evenly matched. You are good and I am not bad. 13. I'm actually afraid that you will meet someone who can replace me and my love for you. Although I am unique, so are others. 14. If it is an honor to meet you, then it is lucky to want to go with you. 15, a rabbit, two ears, three holes smoking, sound limbs, regular facial features, birthday in June, seven emotions in all directions, exquisite, nine years, very much like you. 16. I thought about you again on Monday, dreaming of meeting you sweetly after seven days; I missed you three times on Wednesday, and my missing mood will never change; I miss you five times on Friday, and a happy life is about to be beautiful! 17. Do you know what is most precious? Life! You are my life! Have you ever seen anyone who is deadly? 18. The bright eyes you threw at me from the darkness, like a breeze, sent a thrill through the water waves and blew to the hazy shore. 19, flowers drift from water to water, a kind of acacia, two leisure worries. There is nothing that can be done to eliminate this situation, only to frown, but to mind. 2. I'm sure we will part. I'm sure one of us will leave the other, after one person dies. But I am more sure that if I don't beg you to stay now, I will regret it for the rest of my life. Don't say you love me unless you are serious. Because I might be crazy to believe you unconditionally. 22. I still like you very much, like the dew drops of young grass and fine leaves, agglutinating in the morning, sleeping and resting in the soil. 23. Other people's where will you go has nothing to do with me, but I can't just sit back and watch you frown. 24. The companion of the soul is the source of warmth; Intimate feelings are the spring of life. 25. I want to talk some lovely nonsense and count the stars with you in the evening breeze until the moon comes to listen. 26. That time, by the West Lake, was your figure. From then on, it is hard to forget each other. 27. Even if I die of heartache at this moment, I will not give up with you, because I am not wrong. Even if you leave at this moment, I will not compromise. I tell myself that it is time to be myself. 28. Meeting you is the miracle of my life; Falling in love with you is the beginning of my happiness; Without you, everything disappears; Have you, and we will never part! 29. I don't care how many people you have loved and what you have done in the past. I just want you to love me in the days after you choose me. I will cherish those who say good morning to me every day, because not everyone can think of me when they wake up.