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Aesthetic old saying: I am your king, but I may not be A Lang.

Aestheticism ancient style quotations

Guide: Whoever laughs like a flower, whose face is messed up, whose home country is the world, who makes the rivers and Wan Li picturesque, who abandons a stranger, has caused a sensation in the world.

1, if I throw all the strength of the world for you, I am willing to abandon my helmet and armor from now on.

2. He won the imperial hegemony and ruled the world. She waited until the grass withered in front of the grave and the bones turned into sand.

3. Whoever smiles like a flower, whose face is messed up, whose home country and world, who allows rivers and picturesque mountains and rivers in Wan Li, who abandons who is a stranger in the world of mortals.

You are just a stranger in the world of mortals, and I am just a book forgotten by your laughter.

5. Our three armed forces all whip Ma Wanli and Enemy at the Gates, just to see you smile like a flower, just to hope that you are beautiful.

6. I ask myself, I am invincible in the world, but you alone have become the biggest failure in my life.

7. If you leave, please give me a hundred years of worry-free, and allow me to be carefree all my life, ok?

8. You left my homesickness by mistake, and I wrote your name on the paper by mistake.

9. I bid farewell to prosperity, abandon the world, betray the people, betray the country, just to accompany you to wander around the world and watch flowers bloom and fall.

10, you have three thousand beauties in three palaces and six hospitals, and I am still waiting in front of the lanterns in Changting.

1 1, the monarch is the emperor, the concubine is the people, and the emperor and the people are different. How can the monarch and the concubine embrace each other?

12, who left in tears, who has no dependence since then.

13, I only blame you for glancing at me that day, which made me leave. Since then, I have been deprived of my eternal love.

14, if you love me, if I am here, I will open my mouth wide, just for Iraq.

15, what has become of the face that once smiled at me?

16, I will always be for you, an absolute beauty.

17, you are my unexpected response, my unexpected emptiness, and my endless reading of the past.

18, you are my old bald lover, Huang Tian, seven generations live under one roof.

19, you have been homesick, how can I leave?

20. Even if you are surrounded by mountains and rivers all over the world, even if the emperor thinks there is nothing to enjoy, what use will I have?

2 1, I am willing to give up the Manchu civil and military affairs, the dawn of the world, the rule of kings and the honor of the Ninth Five-Year Plan for you. Since then, as thousands of people have pointed out, I have never died.

22. Leave you a handful of yellow sand and accompany you to the world.

23, who sent me mountains and rivers one after another, who * * * I snow one after another.

24. The world says that I am a disaster for the country and the people, but how do I know that I regard you as my life?

25. I am willing to accompany you to make a pair of bones and say goodbye to this song.

26. The most ridiculous thing in my life is to fall in love with you, get to know her, and then watch you grow old and follow Qi Mei's example and rule the world.

27. I desperately don't want to die When I woke up, I found that you thought I was in the way.

28. I am your king, but I may not be A Lang.

29. You can take away my country or abandon me forever, but you can't hurt her.

30. Give me peace all my life, and I will smile at you.

3 1. She couldn't afford to kneel that day, and he left her that day.

32. I want to use the bones of the city, the yellow sand of Wan Li, to avenge the killing of your royalty, the so-called world.

33. I laughed at your white hair turning into snow, and you laughed at my rickety back and bad teeth.

34. Once you danced with me, but now you abandoned me.

35. I am not the one with picturesque eyebrows, and you are not the boy in white.

Thank you for giving me a HongLing to get rid of it and forget the past.

37. What's the harm if I can let you stay with me and abandon this country?

38. Even if 3,000 people are pampered in one body, they will not miss you very much or love you very much.

39. I will kill anyone who stops me from loving you until the corpses are everywhere and the world is red with blood. Wan had better stop objecting.

40. It's a waste of time for me to spend my childhood with you, but in the end, I can't get your lantern hung high, your wedding dress hung high, and Xia Hong's 3,000 prosperous hidden moon mirrors.

Editor's note: I'm not the one with picturesque eyebrows, and you're not the boy in white. I will kill anyone who dares to stop me from loving you, until the corpses are everywhere and the blood is stained with the world. It is best not to object.

Inspirational talk touches people's hearts: it is love, not necessarily true, a dream, not necessarily poor.

Some people, after seeing it clearly, hide early. Some things, after understanding, are rejected early. Some roads, you don't have to go, you just refuse. Some words, you don't have to think about it, you have to put it down. When people are poor, it is easy to offend people. When people are suffering, silence is easy to let others tell the truth, in exchange for a cold and warm world.

People are poor, don't envy others, don't wronged yourself, there is no need to put down your body to ask for help, and there is no need to please others when you are down and out. People are poor, think too much, hide, be poor, wait too much, don't ask, after all, others are looking at themselves, but they can't see through others.

Some things, if you see through them, don't say a word. Some people, you think through, borrow a penny less. In some roads, ask one less person when you arrive. People who help you, people who make friends with you, and people who hurt you, hide if you can, and hide if you can't afford it. It is not necessarily friends who save you, and it is not necessarily all beings who drink. You should know how poor you are.

People respect the rich, but dogs bite the poor. You must understand that if you are not rich enough, no one will respect you. If you are not cruel enough, you will not look up at people and bow your head to do things. People are poor, but they can't be short-sighted. We must maintain this ambition for a long time. If we fail today, we must continue to do it tomorrow. If we fail tomorrow, we must do it the day after tomorrow. We must have perseverance and confidence.

Life is a long road. Some people are helpless to you, some people are cynical, some people borrow money and don't pay it back, and some people give you dignity. You can't care too much about people. Poor people, wishful thinking, can only get everywhere scales, people suffer, can only get as thin as paper.

People without money are not as good as ghosts, and soup without salt is not as good as water. Anyone who likes this sentence knows that whoever suffers in life and who doesn't work hard will fail. Don't leave your relatives if you are poor. Others can't warm their hearts or their feelings. After all, the world is cold and human feelings are as thin as paper.

Love, not necessarily true, is a dream, not necessarily poor, but people, sad hearts, helpless words, if you hide too much, you will be afraid of poverty, and you will know that people will be cold when they go to tea. People are poor, chilling, bitter, sad, difficult, lonely, hiding ruthlessness, and can't let go of their true feelings before they know they are poor and others don't understand.

Lost, etc. , will let oneself find their own discomfort, sad poverty, will let oneself understand, helpless cold, let oneself chilling. Time and tide wait for no man, and the breeze blows over Hong Kong. Whoever loses time wins a long life, which is only a kind of belief and a kind of loss, but it is a ubiquitous life.

There are always regrets and pessimism in life. People are three points cold, three points cold and seven points wrong. If you talk too much, people will look down on you. If you talk too little, people will be embarrassed. Is too much, too little, right or wrong. When people are poor, you will see others' cold eyes, you will understand others' helplessness and forget your dignity, and then you will know others' contempt and forget your personality.

Many people are not difficult to walk in, but too poor to speak. They want to understand a lot of things, but no one cares or asks them, and then they become lost losers. People see the world as cold and warm, who can see sad tears? The world says that the poor are good and the poor are lonely. Who knows, everyone is waiting for the poor to laugh, and the poor will be laughed at if they are unfilial.

People come and go, go the wrong way, can't go back, look at the wrong person, and feel cold. It's not easy for you, and it's not easy for me. It doesn't matter who looks up and who forgives. A cold heart is a haggard and pitiful heart, a kind of loneliness. You have to put up with it if you don't pay back the money. If you are unpopular, you will be laughed at, which is a kind of giving up.

People who see through in advance are not pessimistic, regret life and forget the future. Poor people and close people are not right and are despised. Poor people with tears in their faces are lonely all their lives. It is said that people are as thin as paper, and poor people don't know who will see the poor.

Life is not always smooth sailing. Everyone is down and out, everyone is a little backward, and everyone has troubles. Remember, don't ask for help when you are poor. On the road of life, look down on many people, look down on more people, don't exchange politeness for sadness, and don't exchange sincerity for ruthlessness.

It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

First, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a.

Second, men in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

Third, take the initiative. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for an almond.

Fourth, people who hang QQ all day these days have nothing to do but go to work, that is, people who are not loved after work.

The best thing in the world is eating and sleeping.

Six, Confucius can't solve the problem, Lao tze to help you solve.

7. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

Eight, knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

Eleven, pants off the belt, just know what is dependence.

If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

Fourteen, the killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

Fifteen, I am trapped on you? In my heart, there is no intersection.

Sixteen, no windtight wall, no would beam.

You are good to me, so I can't help but want to bully you.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

Nineteen, one sentence is better than two. I'll give it to you.

I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?

Twenty-one, in front of the China team, the Thai team wearing yellow jerseys also had the demeanor of the Brazilian team in a trance.

Twenty-two, there is no windtight wall, no hanging beam.

Twenty-three, love is desperate, endure everything.

Twenty-four, once you slip and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

Twenty-five, a person, don't force yourself, don't know how good you are.

Twenty-six, not everyone can live a low-key life, and the basis of low-key is to be high-key at any time.

Twenty-seven, this girl, dressed really cool, looks really hot.

Twenty-eight, Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds have been taken away, and those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick.

Twenty-nine, marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes for freedom. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

30. Every woman who claims to be her sister is looking for a very man, and it turns out that the most man is herself.

Thirty-one, the pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke!

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

Can anyone see through my bluff and protect my vulnerability?

Don't talk to me about feelings. It hurts money.

35. It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

Thirty-six, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

38. Without the courage to speak, even meeting eyes is a luxury.

Thirty-nine, long time will be divided, long time will be combined; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.

Forty, there are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

Forty-one, for my Audi, your Dior, and our child's Oreo. Work hard! Fight!

Forty-two, don't think you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming was made by two people.

43. Extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.

Forty-four, the sea is wide with diving, and the drums are broken.

Tell me, do you want to die or not?

Forty-six, women like ugly men, not ugly men.

Forty-seven, countless times passed by a person, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

48. Lie down where you fell.

49. I really want to hide so that the whole world can't find me!

50. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is unlucky.

5 1. Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

52. Walking in this street, your smile was so sweet.

53. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

Fifty-four, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.

Fifty-five, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.

56. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

Sadness is not necessarily a classic sad mood phrase in poetry.

Love finally has no choice but to separate, and love finally leaves sadness.

Promise, sometimes, is what a liar says to a fool.

Every youth will grow old, but I hope you will always be good in my memory.

A person has a good life, so why go in love.

People are like music. Some people are telling the truth, others are just making noise.

I am still here, and you are far away. Although I miss you very much, I still can't get your response.

I like you. I don't need a reason. Don't like you, everything is one reason.

I've been watching you, in every way you know or don't know.

I hope someone understands me. Even though I can't deny that our road has been very difficult, in the end, love makes everything simple.

Holding your hand, no matter where I am, I want to run to heaven.

You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.

One's life is like a crowded bus. Some people have seats as soon as they get on the bus, while others have to stand to the end.

Always need some warmth. Even a little self-righteous commemoration.

Some people are easily erased by time, just like dust.

Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.

I want to write your story into a book, but how can the meager paper carry your deep affection?

Fireworks won't be perfect before dark. Memories burned to ashes, still can't wait for the end.

Joy is not necessarily a joke, and sadness is not necessarily a poem. Because of you, I feel the emotion between the lines.

Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

Add some salt to your shadow, marinate it, dry it, and drink it when you are old.