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How does it feel to be forced to kneel on a washboard all night? Please answer from those who have kneeled before. Thanks!

The feeling of kneeling on the washboard for a night is very bad. In less than an hour, the legs will be numb. If it lasts longer, you will lose consciousness. It is not recommended to kneel.

There is no history of when the washboard was invented. The word "rubbing" first appeared in Tang poetry, which shows that the history of washboards does not date back to the Tang Dynasty. It is also possible that it existed before but was not called by this name. There is no record in historical records, so I dare not speculate.

Main functions

Function one?: Washing clothes

Before the large-scale use of washing machines, washboards and mallets were the main tools for laundry. Women who lived by the water often used a mallet to wash their clothes, while women who lived far away from the water invented the washboard.

Function 2: A torture instrument for punishing husbands

As history progresses, the main function of the washboard has changed. It was originally used by women to wash clothes and became a torture instrument for wives to punish their husbands. . There is a story circulating on the Internet about a 41-year-old man who has been addicted to kneeling on a washboard after being married for 16 years.