Who has a joke about a stroke?

Once upon a time, there was a blind man and a lame man. One day, the blind man and the lame man rode to the bookstore, and the blind man commanded the blind man. When riding a lame man, he suddenly saw a ditch in front of him and said loudly, "ditch, ditch, ditch." The blind man thought that the lame man was singing and sang together: "Go, go, go ..." At this time, there was no hurry. The blind and the lame fell into the ditch.

gunnery training

A platoon leader leads two classes in the whole platoon for shooting training. He said to his opponent in Sichuan dialect:

"One class shoots, the second class carries bombs, and I will demonstrate."

The soldiers, all northerners, laughed when they heard that "one class kills chickens, the second class digs eggs, and I'll cook porridge".

The power of the toilet

1in the summer of 944, Britain was attacked by air, and a hotel-style apartment was hit by shells, and the smoke dispersed.

Grandfather was found missing. Ambulancemen heard the laughter in the ruins and the laughter from the residual bricks in the toilet.

Grandpa, giggling unscathed, was dug out of the rubble and asked him why.

The old man replied, "As soon as I pulled the toilet, the house fell down." "