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Absolutely funny: a classic dialogue between a little boy and a little girl. A little boy and a little girl are neighbors. The little girl has a lot of money at home. She often buys some toys for her and shows them to the little boy. Once the little girl showed off a toy to the little boy and said, "My father bought it for me from America. Do you? " The little boy was so angry that he took off his pants and pointed to his ass and said, "You can't have this thing of mine!" " "Hearing this, the little girl went back crying ... After a while, the little girl came out of the room, took the little boy and pulled down her pants and said," My mother told me that as long as I had this, I could have as much as I wanted! "