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How to do the annual inspection of automobiles?
Two packs of cigarettes and two bottles of drinks.
Go to the violation handling center in advance to see if there is any violation of discipline. If there is, pay a fine and handle it properly.
Methods/steps
& gt0 1
Enter the car inspection hall, register the information, pay the car inspection fee 100 yuan (in other places, our car inspection fee 100 yuan)-get the car inspection information: driving license+several lists and copies of compulsory insurance.
& gt02
Drive into the vehicle external inspection workshop, submit the vehicle inspection data to the external inspection personnel for registration, open the engine cover, print two frame numbers, take out the tripod and put it on the right side of the front of the vehicle, and the vehicle inspection personnel will take photos to check the appearance and lighting of the vehicle.
& gt03
Enter the exhaust gas inspection vehicle inspection (we only have empty shell workshops here, and go through this item directly) and enter the last level.
& gt04
It is very important to check the speed, weight, braking, venue, lighting, etc. It is found that the left front wheel is deviated, and a re-inspection sheet is required. There is a long queue behind me, so I have to wait in line again when I go out. It was noon, so I went home and arrived early in the afternoon. I checked the vehicle twice: I turned off the eps of the car and found that the brakes were not up to standard, so I opened a re-inspection sheet and queued for three times again.
& gt05
So, I went outside to find a mechanic and asked him for advice, which was inspired by the mechanic. Suddenly, the key point came: I went back to the lobby to reopen the re-inspection list, saying that the car was repaired, and I took the list back to the third level; This time, I stopped the car inspection in advance and whispered, brother, thank you. Who is my brother in the traffic police force? You see, I failed three times. Please help me this time. Take good care of it. There are two boxes of cigarettes in the passenger seat. Help me. The fourth time: unqualified. After the car came out, the car inspector said: the difference is 0.3 points. Please check it again. You don't need to open a re-inspection form directly. Fifth time: pass!
& gt06
Take the materials back to the review hall and hand them over to the next window. It took nearly an hour to get a copy of the driving license and the annual inspection sticker. There is something wrong with the printer in the middle. While waiting, the huge air conditioner didn't work, and a dozen people were sweating. ) those two bottles of drinks are working at this time. You can't treat yourself badly. Drink it.
Matters needing attention
Don't laugh at me because it's my first time to contact the vehicle for annual inspection, because the vehicle is in very good condition and I feel very confident, so this happens.
There is also the simplest annual review method, you know.
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