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If I could change into a third grade composition
If I can change, then when I walk under the scorching summer sun, I will turn into a sky-blue ice cream. I will hide at the bottom of the freezer, so no one will find me.
If I can change, then when I am tired from walking, I will become a little bird and pick up two clouds from the sky, one as a blanket and the other as an umbrella to block the sun, and rest. After a while, it flew to its destination like an arrow.
If I could change, then I would become a big tree and create fresh air for our city. If someone comes to cut down a tree, I will change back to my human form and tell him the principle of "cutting down fewer trees and planting more trees" and advise him not to be a lumberjack but to become a forest ranger.
If I could change, then when I hold my library card and find that the library is not open, I will turn into a little bee and fly in through the crack in the door to read; If I could change, I would go to the ant nest and watch how the ants build houses; if I could change, I would go to the hive and watch how the bees make honey.
How great it would be if I really could change! Do you think so?
If I could change, I would like to become a magical bird, soaring in the vast sky, flying to all parts of the world, helping people there and making the world a better place.
If I could change, I would like to become a magical bird and fly to the clear river. When I got there, I found that the river was no longer as clear as before, and there were no small fish swimming in it. The water was now black and there were many dead fish floating on it. But this doesn't bother me. My stomach is a sewage purifier. I swallow the sewage and after it is expelled, it turns into clear water, and the river becomes the same as before.
If I could change, I would like to become a magical bird and fly to the bustling city. The first sight I saw was horrific. Thick smoke was billowing here, black smoke came out of the chimneys, and black smoke was emitted from car exhaust. But this didn't bother me. The magical bird was not blown by bragging. I blew a breath of fairy air and the air was purified and became fresher.
If I could change, I would like to become a magical bird and fly to every place that needs me.
If I could change, I would become a tall tree, letting the birds know that they have a green and clean home, and letting people gradually know the greatness of the tree.
If I could change, I would become a tall, strong, tall tree, bringing fresh air to people, and bearing rich, sweet, crispy and delicious fruits for people to eat. Enough. In the hot summer, I spread my branches and leaves to bring people shade like an umbrella. If someone gets lost, I will use my shadow or dense branches and leaves to show them the way forward.
Everyone has his own beautiful reverie. What do you want to become?
If I could change, then when I walk under the scorching summer sun, I would turn into a sky-blue ice cream. I would hide at the bottom of the freezer, so no one would find me.
If I can change, then when I am tired from walking, I will become a little bird and pick up two clouds from the sky, one as a blanket and the other as an umbrella to block the sun. After a while, it flew to its destination like an arrow.
If I could change, then I would become a big tree and create fresh air for our city. If someone comes to cut down a tree, I will change back to my human form and tell him the principle of "cutting down fewer trees and planting more trees" and advise him not to be a lumberjack but to be a forest ranger.
If I could change, then when I hold my library card and find that the library is not open, I will turn into a little bee and fly in through the crack in the door to read; If I could change, I would go to the ant nest and watch how the ants build a house; if I could change, I would go to the hive and watch how the bees make honey.
If I were a policeman, I would definitely eliminate violence and be a good policeman. 20 years later, I have really become such a police officer.
"Ding Ling Ling" received a report that all properties from the first to fourth floors of a certain community were stolen. After on-site investigation, it was found that the suspect's footprints were very special, like bear's paws. Later, the first to third floors of a certain community were also stolen. After careful investigation, we found that the footprints were exactly the same. We concluded that it was done by the same person. However, the suspect never expected that his fingerprints were still there. Later, a man named Li came into our sight. He had been sentenced to 7 years in prison for robbery before. After our in-depth understanding of Li, we finally decided to arrest him at his residence. Later, this huge home invasion robbery was finally solved by us.
In the next month, we also uncovered a major drug trafficking case, with more than 20 principal culprits.
We were greatly inspired when solving this case. The thing is, in a place in Hunan, people reported that some people were taking drugs. Through online investigation, it was found that the main culprit was Wang, and his subordinates Wu, Li and others were responsible for transporting drugs. After several days and nights of investigation, we discovered that his younger brother, Wu and others, purchased air tickets to Chengdu. The investigators also discovered that Wang gave Li more than 200,000 yuan in drug money. We arrested Li, Wang and others at the airport.
Being an excellent people’s policeman can help people solve their problems, so I most want to be a policeman
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