New Year jokes (no more than 40 words)

On New Year's Eve, Fangfang's father hangs New Year pictures. After he hung up the first one, let Fangfang see from behind whether the second one he hung up was the same as the first one. In order to get lucky, he told Fangfang, "If I die, you will be rich; If I hang down, you will be healthy. " When hanging pictures, Fangfang looked the same and reported, "Dad, getting rich is unhealthy."

2. New Year gifts

Mother bought many reference books for her second-grade daughter as New Year gifts. The daughter said to her mother, "Mom, I really want to order a song for you." In the evening, my mother stood in front of the radio and thought happily, "My daughter finally understands my pains ..." At this time, my daughter's sweet voice came from the radio: "I want to order a song for my mother-"Why do women bother women? " "