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Shenzhen city joke

The only university my mother expects me to take in the college entrance examination is Shenzhen University. It's a pity that I didn't meet my expectations and passed the exam.

Later, when she filled in her volunteers, she wondered if she could find a school in Shenzhen, even if it was not as good as Shenzhen, as long as it was a university in Shenzhen.

The fact is that I went to Foshan. I can see that she is very sad.

Every time I talk to her about looking for a job in the future from my freshman year, she will say, "In my opinion, Shenzhen is the best city in Guangdong Province, and I will be satisfied if you work there in the future."

I retorted: "No matter how prosperous the city is, there are lonely corners, and no matter how poor the city is, there are attractive places."

She said I was too young to have a long-term vision.

She said that when people are young, they don't know how to struggle, and when they are old, they have no capital to compare with others.

I understand the truth, but I also have my own ideas.

I know why my mother likes Shenzhen so much. She started working after graduating from junior high school, and went to Shenzhen, and it was the closest location to Hong Kong. One stay is ten years. Then I went home to get married and have children, and then I stayed in our small village and never came out again.

During her ten years in Shenzhen, she happened to meet Shenzhen, a model that changed from a poor fishing village to a prosperous metropolis. The power of qualitative change deeply shocked her as a little girl, so that she wrote the idea that "Shenzhen is the best city" in her mind.

If I were you, I would do the same. Shenzhen at that time was really full of temptation and attraction. Of course, the charm of Shenzhen is not diminished now.

Before I went to college, I also aimed at Shenzhen. I have thought about it for countless days and nights: I must go to Shenzhen to work and live in the future, that attractive city!

When did you start to change your mind?

I remember.

My sister started her internship this year, and all nursing students have to go to the hospital for ten months, without any subsidy, and they have to pay money. The internship place is given by the school. Every hospital recruits interns as needed, and then they fill in their volunteers, just like the college entrance examination, and then they are admitted according to your grades.

Of course, unlike the college entrance examination, their voluntary admission is unfair.

In other words, some families have money and rights, and can easily go to the internship hospital they want in various ways.

I heard that a girl had been an intern in a top three hospital when she was a freshman.

That's it. So my sister didn't choose the hospital in Shenzhen, Zhuhai and Guangzhou at first. Although my sister's grades are good, her comprehensive grades are also good. But I still can't get what I want.

My sister was very sad at first. Later, she said, "Since Shenzhen is so popular and everyone is vying to go, why don't I choose someone else?" You can show yourself anywhere as long as you work hard enough. "

Then she went to Heyuan. A city that is not rich. Fortunately, she got good grades and went to the Municipal People's Hospital.

After practicing there for two months, she was surprised to find that Heyuan is actually a good place to live.

I have been there twice. I fell in love there for the first time.

My sister's internship is in the new city, opposite to a newly-built shopping plaza, which is known as the largest shopping plaza in Guangdong Province. What I saw there was a livable environment.

The reason why I love it is the slow pace of life there. Some people may ask the same question as my mother: "What kind of slow-paced life do young people lead? They have fallen! " But I have my own ideas.

I have seen many brothers and sisters go to Shenzhen and Guangzhou to find jobs after graduation, and some go to Beijing and Shanghai. Apart from a few cases in which they are very capable and have a good life after graduation, I hear more about their helplessness and frustration.

The bustling city really attracts talents. But full of pressure.

A senior said that after graduation, she successfully found a job in Shenzhen. The salary was good, but she was tired.

This company is in the center of the city. Every morning, it has to catch the subway and bus. Because of the serious traffic jam, I have been working for two years, and I have hardly settled down for breakfast every day. I bought steamed buns and soybean milk downstairs every day, and hurried on while eating.

He said with a wry smile that his stomach must learn to suffer with him. Breakfast can't be delicious, and it's common to stay in a hotel after working overtime at night.

He loves this city and dreams of taking root here one day. The house has become the most basic material support. So he put the house in his mind.

I laughed at him. If I don't eat or drink for a year, my salary is enough to buy a toilet.

Guess what he said?

"I'd like to, but my stomach is disappointing. When I see food, I will purr. That box lunch is one dish and one meat, just twenty or thirty. "

My brother said that sometimes I think, why not go back to my hometown? I'm so tired. But look at the people around you, it seems that they are always full of enthusiasm, and they all want to take root in Shenzhen. I dare not retreat, and being a deserter is even more timid.

It's just that in the past two years when I came out to work, my parents were left out in the cold. Counting by fingers, there are very few calls to your home in a year.

I told myself to call home every day, but I still didn't have the courage in the end. He was afraid that he would say he wanted to go home. He is afraid to tell his family about his fatigue. There is money to buy a house at home, and he dare not answer. The house price in Shenzhen is really too high.

He is more afraid of falling asleep while talking. I am really tired.

Brother said that the fast-paced life in Shenzhen can make people peel off their skin, and many people who look glamorous have already been scarred.

He said that his life is to work, that is, to wait for weekends and rent.

Yes, Beishangguangshen is a paradise that all young people who still have dreams are eager to go to. Even if they had nothing, they felt extremely glorious at the moment when they were called "drifting north" and "drifting in Shanghai".

Maybe through our own efforts, we can always settle down in this complicated city in ten, twenty or thirty years, but can our parents wait?

So many people have told me that we must work hard while we are young to create a good living environment for our next generation.

But my parents are getting old much faster than I work hard. If you really fight for the future all the time, how can you have time to care about your parents?

What I want more is to live in a city with a slow pace, a city where I can settle down and live. It doesn't need to be prosperous, but it must be full of happiness.

Children who have been regarded as strong by others since childhood may be caused by stubborn personality. I don't know that I am actually just a very ordinary person, and I have never had any ambition.

They all said that I would do great things in the future and that I was a leader. Little did I know that I never dreamed that one person was above ten thousand people, but I often expected my family to be healthy, simple and happy.

When I was studying in junior high school, a teacher told me that she would go away to college in the future in order to get 0663 (our telephone area code)!

Like my mother, teachers yearn for the prosperity of big cities, such as Shenzhen. They all want me to work there. They also believe that I will go.

Now, I'm afraid I will live up to their expectations.

I don't think I'm weak and afraid of challenges. I just want to live the life I want.

I once told my mother that life is not long, just a few decades, even if it is famous, it is nothing. What I want more is to be happy with my family.

I once heard a joke, saying that the money I have accumulated through hard work in Shenzhen is only enough to buy a toilet, but I can buy several houses in third-tier cities.

It may be a little exaggerated. But I was hurt by this joke. If I have a choice, I would rather stay in a less prosperous city for ten years and let my parents live in a new house than struggle to afford a house all my life.

Take Heyuan and Shenzhen as examples. Perhaps its hardware facilities are not as good as those in Shenzhen, but the life it is suitable for is not available in Shenzhen. I like its tranquility.

As for dreams, this thing will not change because of which city you live in. Even in the poorest places, dreams can still bloom!

I don't want to work in Shenzhen, because I am afraid of challenges, but I want to live the life I want, a life that can make me feel happy.

I don't want my life to be just work, just looking forward to weekends and waiting for rent.

I want my life to face the sea and spring blossoms.