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Funny jokes about going to school

The funny jokes about going to school are as follows:

1. I am often late for school, so I left for school a little early today. I met a classmate on the road, and I stepped forward and patted my shoulder, "Hey!" When my classmates saw me, they screamed and ran to school. When he arrived at school and asked him what was wrong, he said: Emma, ??I was shocked to see you on the way to school. I thought I was going to be late!

2. See more funny jokes. I went to the ATM to withdraw money yesterday evening. I withdrew a large ticket of 200. When I withdrew 200, the ATM prompted that the balance was insufficient. The mental activity in my brain was that I was going to go. How could I get there? I ran out of money, so I decisively withdrew 100 and took the card. After I saw the long queue behind me, I reminded them that I was out of money, so all the people behind me dispersed. After I went back and thought about it, I realized that the balance in my card was insufficient. sweat.

3. Hilarious jokes to embarrass friends. There is a friend who doesn’t understand idioms very well. Once we went to the zoo and saw a snake. Snakes are slippery and look scary and disgusting. At this time, my friend said loudly, you said such disgusting things, how could someone bite a snake and commit suicide. Man, don't say I know you.

4. You may not know how beautiful this simple dress you are wearing will look on others! You may not know how happy the farmer uncle would be if your flesh grew on a pig. You may not know how happy the plastic surgeon will be when seeing your face! You may not know how many people will like your jokes if they are posted on a joke collection.

5. Today I was chatting with a pastry seller. I said that business would be better if I went to a nearby elementary school. The aunt asked me how I could feed the children something made from such rubbish noodles. At that time, I was moved to tears and asked, "Why don't you sell it to me?"