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I am Luocheng Datang e-book txt.
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I am Luo Cheng of the Tang Dynasty.
Sequential reincarnation
"Mama of, what is this, what is this place? It looks so gloomy! " When our protagonist opens his eyes, what he sees is boundless darkness, which makes him tremble unconsciously. His hair stood on end when he remembered what had just happened. Who is so unlucky as me? Walking in the street, I was hit on my forehead by a meteor falling from the sky. Didn't I do anything bad? At most, I just walked and raped the wives of the two protagonists with my spirit while watching the biography of Shuanglong in Datang. This didn't anger anyone, did it? Is it worth hitting Lao Tzu with a meteor?
Although he knew that he was less likely to survive after being hit by a meteor than uncle Saddam led his troops into the White House to catch Xiao Bu and hang himself, he still tried to get up with a little luck, but soon found that he couldn't move at all.
"Boy, don't waste your energy. You can't die again. There is only one soul now, you can't move! " A voice suddenly reached the protagonist's ear in the darkness.
"Fuck, what do you mean, you can't die again!" The protagonist, who was quite ridiculous when he heard the voice, immediately left angrily: "What are you * * *? Walking on the road will be killed by a meteor. I think I grew up in an orphanage, and I finally became a small civil servant. Fortunately, I'm getting married next month. What a world it is for you to laugh at me because I am unlucky! " The protagonist can't help but feel sad when he thinks about it, crying there, wondering if ghosts will cry?
"Don't, don't, don't cry. A big man, not a ghost, is crying here. If he is seen by other female ghosts, ...
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