Cash joke

My husband came back from playing golf, and our four-year-old daughter Sarah greeted him at the door. "Dad, who won the golf tournament? Are you still Uncle Richie? "

"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband prevaricated. "We're just having fun."

Undaunted, Sarai said, "Well, Dad, who had more fun?"

When my husband came back from playing golf, our four-year-old daughter Sarah greeted him at the door. "Dad, who won the golf tournament, you or Uncle Richard?"

"Uncle Richard and I don't play golf to win," my husband faltered. "We're just having fun."

Undaunted, Sarah asked, "So, Dad, who had more fun?"

A boy went home with a stomachache. "Well, sit down and have your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach hurts because it is empty. When you have something in it, it will be fine. "

After a while, my father came back from the office and complained of a headache.

"That's because it's empty," said his clever son. "If you have something in it, you will be fine."

A boy came home from school with a stomachache. "Come on, sit down and have a snack," mom said. "You have a stomachache because it is empty. Just eat something. "

After a while, the boy's father came home from work and said he had a headache.

"You have a headache because your head is empty," said his clever son. "Just decorate it."

A young mother thinks that it is very wrong to waste any food when there are so many hungry people in the world. One night, she made tea for her little daughter before putting her to bed. First, she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said she didn't want that bread. She also asked for some jam on the bread.

Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "Lucy, when I was a little girl like you, I always got bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread and butter jam."

Lucy looked at her mother for a while, with pity in her eyes, and then said kindly to her, "Aren't you happy to live with us now?"

A young mother thinks that there are still many hungry people in the world, so it is really wrong to waste food. One night, before putting her little daughter to bed, she fed her daughter a midnight snack. She gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter first, but the child said she didn't like it. She also wants some jam to spread on the bread.

The mother looked at her daughter for a few seconds and then said, "Lucy, when I was as young as you, I always ate bread with butter or jam, but never bread with butter and jam."

Lucy looked at her mother with pity for a while, and then she said softly, "Aren't you happy that you can live with us now?"

Julie is saying bedtime prayers. "God," she said, "let Naples be the capital of Italy. Let Naples be the capital of Italy. "

Her mother interrupted her. "Julie, why do you ask God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

Julie replied, "Because that's what I wrote on the geography paper!" "

Juliet is saying bedtime prayers. "God, please," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy."

Mother interrupted her and said, "Juliet, why do you ask God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

Juliet replied, "Because that's what I wrote on the geography exam."

A young couple began to worry about their four-year-old son, who can't speak yet. They took him to see an expert, but the doctor didn't find anything wrong with him. One morning at breakfast, the boy suddenly blurted out, "Mom, the bread is burnt."

"You talked! You talked! " His mother shouted. "I'm so happy! But why did it take so long? "

"Well, so far," said the boy, "everything is fine."

A young couple has a four-year-old son who can't speak yet. They are deeply anxious about it. They took him to see an expert, but the doctors always thought he was all right. Then one morning at breakfast, the child suddenly said, "Mom, the bread is burnt."

"You talked! You talked! " His mother cried. "I'm so happy! But why did it take so long? "

"Oh, before that," the boy said, "everything was normal."

The boys began to argue about who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw an opportunity for moral education. "If Jesus were sitting here, he would say,' Let my brother eat the first pancake. I can wait. Kevin turned to his brother and said, "Ryan, you are Jesus!" "

Two boys are fighting to eat pancakes first, and their mother thinks it is a good opportunity to give them a moral lesson: "If Jesus sits here, he will say,' Let my brother try pancakes first'." Kevin immediately said to his brother, "Ryan, you will be Jesus!" " "

Dan is the janitor of a big city club. Every day, thousands of people pass by his door. Many people stop and ask him, "What time is it?"

A few months later, Dan said to himself, "I won't answer those stupid people again." I am going to buy a big clock and hang it on the wall here. " And then he did it.

"Now people won't stop to ask me the time," he thought happily. But after that, many people stopped, looked at the clock and asked Dan, "Is that clock accurate?"

Dan works as a janitor in a club in a big city. Thousands of people pass by his door every day, and many people will stop and ask him, "What time is it?"

A few months later, Dan thought, "I don't want to answer these stupid questions anymore." I'm going to buy a big clock to hang on the wall here. " So he bought a clock to hang on the wall.

"Now people will never stop to ask me the time." He thought happily. But after that, many people still stop to look at the clock every day and ask Dan, "Is this clock accurate?"

When a person calls a motel to ask about the cost of a room, the clerk tells him that the cost depends on the size of the room and the number of people.

"Do you take care of children?" The man asked.

"No, sir," the clerk replied. "Only cash and credit cards are accepted."

A man called a motel to ask about the rent, and the hotel staff replied that the rent depends on the size of the room and the number of guests.

"Does a child count?" The man asked.

"Not exactly, sir." The waiter replied, "We only count cash and credit cards."

Once, a school inspector visited a school with only three classrooms. A room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy standing and talking. He took the boy to another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a little boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we get our teacher back?"

Once, an inspector visited a school with only three classrooms. One classroom was very noisy, so the inspector caught a man standing and talking, took him to another classroom and made him stand in the corner. Five minutes later, a little boy came in from the first classroom and asked, "When can you let our teacher go back?"

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog!

Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog!

Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "