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When the emperor’s ancestor Geng died, his younger brother Zujia became Emperor Jia. Emperor Jia became promiscuous and Yin continued to decline.
The emperor's armor collapsed, and his son-emperor stood up. When Emperor Lin Xin died, his younger brother Geng Ding was established and became Emperor Geng Ding. Emperor Geng Ding died, and his son Emperor Wu Yi was established. Yin Fu left Bo and moved to Hebei.
Emperor Wu Yi has no way and is a puppet ①, so he is called a god. Play with it ② and make people do it ③. If the gods are not victorious, they will be killed and humiliated④. It is a leather bag, containing blood, and it is shot ⑤. The order is "shoot to the sky". Wu Yi was hunting between the river and the Wei River when a thunderstorm struck and Wu Yi was killed by the shock. The emperor Taiding was established. Emperor Tai Ding died, and his son Emperor Yi was established. Emperor Yi was established, and the Yin Dynasty gradually declined.
①Puppet: a human figure made of earth or wood. ②Bo: An ancient game of betting on winning or losing, similar to chess. ③Wei (wei, fear): It is equivalent to saying that we should act for him and make a move for him. ④Humiliation: humiliation, insult. ⑤Ang: Same as "Yang".
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