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Funny phrases about wearing a mask Humorous phrases about wearing a mask

1. Wearing a mask is great. Just put on eye makeup and you’re done. I’ve gained so much weight that I even forgot to turn on the light when taking photos.

2. Even gods must wear masks. The epidemic is no joke.

3. Wear a mask to work every day, even without lipstick. I feel nervous every time I take a breath. Tomorrow will be better, come on.

4. You look handsome without a mask, I just don’t like the sun!

5. It’s time to go to work! Wear a mask the whole time and don’t need to put on makeup! I have never taken an elevator with so few people in the morning! I love working!

6. I fell down in front of many people at noon and my glasses flew off. Fortunately, I was wearing a mask so no one could see my face.

7. On the first day of resumption of work, the leader explained the work to the three of us and found that the four of us were wearing masks of four different colors, white, gray, green and black.

8. I wear a mask to work every day. I feel dizzy, nauseous, and want to vomit. The department is crowded with people and I am hypoxic. When will this end?

9. On the way to work today, one or three people were not wearing masks. One of them, me, was shivering and squatting at the gate waiting for the mask to be delivered to me.

10. Because I wear a mask, I only put on my eyebrows and forehead when I go out, especially saving on foundation, lipstick and loose powder.

11. Boss, your porridge is so convenient to drink, even wearing a mask does not affect the porridge.

12. On the first day of work, I was in rags and didn’t wash my hair. I thought everyone wearing a mask was the same, but it turned out that I was the only one who had just finished hoeing the ground.

13. I gained more than ten pounds! When I wear a mask every day and can't see the fat on my face or my double chin, I don't feel like I've gained any weight at all.

14. True! The older I get, the less I know how to get along with others. Wearing a mask actually solves social fear to a certain extent.

15. The smog has returned to work again. Friends, please wear masks after get off work.

16. Wear a mask when going out in haze. Good health is the most important thing.

17. I fell down today and rubbed my face on the ground. Fortunately, I was wearing a mask and my face was not damaged, but my cheekbones were swollen and it hurt.

18. Some girls like to take selfies with sunglasses on. In fact, wearing a mask will make you look more beautiful.

19. Wear a mask when you go out. It is beneficial to yourself and everyone.

20. Wear a mask and gloves and take precautions. Hello everyone!

21. In the past few days, boys have been chatting with me every day. I don’t think I’m wearing any makeup and I’m wearing a mask, so how can I accurately know that I’m a beauty?

22. When I went out wearing a mask, I felt like half of my face was in a sauna. It was so hot and stuffy that it almost sent me away.

23. Eat lightly, rest at home, wear a mask, and do not go to gatherings.

24. If you don’t wear a mask, the virus will love you.

25. Wear a mask well, adjust your mentality, exercise well, and maintain good hygiene.

26. After working for a whole day and wearing a mask for a whole day, I felt so stuffy that my face felt like I was in a sauna, stuffy and itchy.

27. The fight against the epidemic starts with me! Wash your hands frequently, wear a mask, ventilate more, and control the epidemic as soon as possible.

28. No one notices when I wear a mask and go to work without makeup. It’s great. I can sleep ten more minutes in the future.

29. Face is valuable, but life is more valuable. Wear a mask well to prevent pneumonia.

30. When I went to work in the morning, I walked to the gate of the community and found that I was not wearing a mask. I felt like I was running naked, so I ran home as fast as I could.

31. After wearing the blue mask, the allergic symptoms of rhinitis improved significantly.

32. One advantage of wearing a mask to work is that you don’t need to put on makeup or lipstick.

33. Wear a mask, throw it away at designated points, and replace it in time to avoid contracting the virus!

34. Remember to wear a mask and wash your hands before going home.

35. Masks are really scarce hard currency now! work! In addition to wearing a mask, also add chicken legs.

36. You must not be careless after resuming work and production. The epidemic is not over yet! ! Wear a mask, wash your hands frequently, and avoid gatherings.

37. Only if you wear a mask can you dare to take pictures with the original camera.

38. Wear a mask when going out, wash your hands when entering the house, and please consciously refrain from spreading rumors, believing rumors, or spreading rumors.

39. In extraordinary times, remember to wear a mask when going out to protect yourself and others.

40. Wear a mask when going out! Wash hands frequently, ventilate frequently, go out less and don’t gather in groups! During this special period, let’s act together!

41. I feel so tired when I go out wearing a mask. I feel like my head is deprived of oxygen as soon as I put it on. If I want to take pictures, I have to sneak to a place with few people to take pictures.

42. Walking around the streets without a mask is better than free swimming in a cesspool!

43. Listen to the good advice of the younger generation. If you don’t wear a mask, it will be frowned upon by the whole family!

44. Remember to wear a mask when going out, otherwise the mahjong will be fired!

45. Wearing a mask as a whole is better than taking a bunch of supplements!

46. When you come back from the epidemic area, wear a mask, stay at home, and self-isolate for everyone!

47. Pay attention to safety during the epidemic. Pay attention to protection and be sure to wear a mask. Wash your hands frequently. Try to avoid going to crowded places as much as possible.

48. Attention, remind again, care for life, remember to wear a mask when going out!

49. Consciously wear a mask when going out, avoid crowds, enjoy the sunshine in quiet and leisurely country parks, and maintain good physical condition are also necessary to resist the virus.

50. Not wearing a mask when going out is equivalent to running naked in the virus.

51. Wear a mask in public places and develop good hygiene habits. Avoid contact with suspected patients and avoid running to crowded places.

52. Don’t go out for anything, and wear a mask when going out.

53. Don’t join in the fun when there are many people, and remember to wear a mask when going out.

54. No matter whether you are the seventh aunt or the eighth aunt, remember to wear a mask!

55. Extraordinary times require extraordinary treatment. Please remember to wear a mask when you go out, not only to protect yourself, but also to protect others from having a safe New Year.

56. The advantage of wearing a mask to work is that no one knows how much weight they have gained.

57. Delete each other if you don’t wear a mask. If you don’t love your body, you definitely don’t have the heart to love me. What you wear is not a good thing, and you don’t even ask me if I wear it.

58. Finally come out for some air! Just don’t go to crowded places! Wear a mask and wash your hands frequently.

59. There are no accidents in the world, but it is necessary to wear makeup and a mask.

60. Gathering without masks makes family members tearful. 7.