Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - A joke below 20 points
A joke below 20 points
A man went to a bookstore to buy a book and asked the salesgirl, "Do you have the book How Steel was Tempered?"
The salesman replied, "Please go to the Science and Technology Department on the third floor."
Travel book-the second book to buy
Xiaoming: "Do you have any books on tourism?"
Shop assistant: "There is a guidebook."
Xiao Ming: "Oh, sorry, I'm going to the north."
Fairy Tales Book-The Third Book Purchase
A man asked, "Do you have a book called Men Should Be the Head of the Family?"
The salesgirl smiled and replied, "Sorry, we don't sell fairy tales here."
The book of killing-the fourth book to buy
Bookstore owner: "this is cheap, and it will be very interesting and will kill you."
Woman: "buy one and I'll give it to my mother-in-law."
Book distribution-the fifth book purchase
Today, a lady called to buy a book. After a long time, she finally chose a book for 30 yuan (I was annoyed), and then she asked for a long discount (I was annoyed). Finally, she asked us to deliver it to her. I said impatiently, 100 is full before we deliver the goods, and then she actually said that she was pregnant and it was not convenient to leave. Let's do a favor. ......
A book with flavor-the sixth book to buy
There is a picky reader looking for books in the library, rummaging through all the books, but he can't find a suitable book.
The librarian was impatient and said, "What book do you want to read?"
The reader said, "You see these books are either wordy or vulgar. Can you help me find a book with flavor? "
The manager said, "Why didn't you say so earlier!" After that, I threw a book on the table and the reader picked it up. It turned out to be a flavor menu.
English books that confuse parents.
A father was checking his son's English textbook when he saw an extremely horrible page:
Yes-I'm dead
Nice-Milk Death
Bus.-Dad's dead
Mouth.-Mom's dead
Girls.-I'm dead
I'm dead.
Cheese.-I'm so angry!
Are they all dead
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