Ask for some super cold jokes, or something that can make you laugh?

Think for the teacher, the most classic joke.

Teacher: "Students, if you feel stupid, please stand up." The students looked at each other, but they were afraid to stand up. Only one brave man stood up.

Teacher: "This classmate, do you think you are stupid?"

Student: "no, teacher, I just don't want you to stand alone!" " "

One of the most classic cold jokes

I know the truth.

There was a child who was very close to his master when he was a child. His master is full of bad water.

One day, I taught my child to say, "Son, when you go home and see someone's family, don't say anything else, just say to him," I know the truth! "I believe that the child learned is good for you. As soon as I came home and saw his mother,

Step forward and say: I know the truth.

His mother turned pale and quickly took out fifty dollars to tell the child: Baby, don't tell your dad, mom gave fifty dollars for flowers. "I saw his father again soon, and he said, I know the truth!

Without saying anything, his father took out 200 yuan and put it in the child's hand. He also told the children: Don't tell mom! The child thinks he is rich now. Found a way to get rich.

Everyone who saw it said that I knew the truth.

One of the most classic cold jokes

Prove the existence of conditioned reflex

In primary school science class, the teacher told us that knocking on the knee would lead to knee jump.

When I got home, I took a hammer and hit it on my dad's knee. And my dad stood up and kicked me. It turns out that the teacher is right!

The consequences of the rise, the most classic cold joke.

Dayong went home suddenly on a business trip. At the door, he heard a man snoring. Dayong walked away silently and sent a short message to his wife: "Divorce!" Then throw away the mobile phone card and fly away. three

Many years later, when they met again in a city, the wife asked, "Why did you leave without saying goodbye?"

Dayong explained the situation at that time, and his wife turned her head and simply said, "That's Rising's little lion."

The classic joke is that I dare not kill my husband.

The wife, who has always been known for her strictness, taught her husband a lesson.

Don't cheat your wife like some playboys. Husband swears:

"I don't have the courage to have that heart; Have courage and no money (money); With that money, I dare not take that risk. We can't lose that man, and now we can't lose that eye. Madam, please rest assured that I dare not kill my husband! "

One of the most classic cold jokes

Ten characteristics of boys who can't find girlfriends.

1 No smoking.

Drink only a small amount of beer.

Can't play poker, mahjong or games. Can't fight.

The wage income in May was less than 2000. There are no fancy clothes. Go straight home from work. 8 Height is less than1.70m.. 9 There is a father and a mother, no car and no room.

10 can't dance hip-hop and doesn't look like a handsome guy … how many do you have?

The dilemma of the most classic cold jokes

Teacher: Xiao Xin, please use "dilemma" to make a sentence. Xiao Xin: I was in a dilemma during the exam.

Teacher: Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the question?

Xiao Xin: No, left and right students have different answers, which puts me in a dilemma. . .

One of the most classic cold jokes

How to handle the whole phone call

One day, I received a strange phone call.

The other end of the phone enthusiastically said: Dude, how have you been recently? I thought it was another lie, so I said, I'm fine. Who are you? Just say it on the other end of the phone, guess. Me: It must be a dog's egg, right?

That person will be embarrassed to say: well, yes.

So before he could speak, I went on to say, what's the matter with your divorce from your wife? He: I haven't made it clear.