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Why don't grass boats borrow arrows and put rockets?
It doesn't matter whether the rocket can be released or not, because this is a story specially invented by Mr. Luo Guanzhong for the sake of Zhuge Liang's face. It's never gonna happen. In this story, Dr. Lu Su, a courageous and knowledgeable doctor with a higher position in Wu than Zhou Yu, went to the meeting to beg Guan Yu for Jingzhou and made a Soochow version for Sun Quan, but there was no Liu Bei, only Liu Biao. Lu Su was disabled and became a coward. For the myth of Zhuge Liang, Lu Su became a 250-year-old man described by a romantic writer. This is a big joke. He borrowed an arrow from a straw boat. Now people's realm is not the past, and there are more people who know history. It's better not to mention this topic, lest it be blacked out again! !
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