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Talk about the trend personality: the mobile phone will also remind you that the battery is low, but people always leave without saying a word.

1. I changed your remarks to your name, with the first name and surname.

2. Only when I paid the phone bill did I realize that my words were so valuable.

3. I don't have a life that makes you feel distressed when you are sad, but I feel distressed when you are sad.

4. Feelings always make people sad, just like eating lemons.

5. There are always a few grandpa Mao every month. His face turns from red to green, from green to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to blue, and finally he leaves me.

6. The most terrible thing is not how much I love you, but to love you as a habit.

7. Life is like Super Mary. Before you add mushrooms, a little bastard can kill you.

8. Love is like multiplication. As long as one party is zero, the result must be zero.

9. Time is the only thing that can wash away everything except tears. The longer time goes by, the lighter the conflict becomes, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

1. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

11. The life of a scum is: if you do well in the exam, you will be suspected, and if you do badly in the exam, you will be scolded.

12. A friend is not the person who comes first or has known him for the longest time, but the person who has never left since he came.

13. I have thought about the five words "I am especially hard-working", and I have achieved the first four words. Love is an adventure. If you win, you will stay together for life. Lost, the person who is closer than a friend is not even a friend.

15. I also want to forget you, but even the input method recognizes you.

16. The mobile phone will at least remind you that the battery is low, but people will always leave without saying a word.

17. Love is like menstruation. It hurts once.

18. You laugh at me for having few friends and being alone, but I pity you for having many friends without sincerity.

19. Life is a process full of regrets. Some things, after a while, are over. Some people, even if they go hard, forget it. A little bitter, smile and it will melt. If you have a heart, you will be strong if you are hurt.

2. Losing is much more terrible than not getting it, because there is a process called having it.

21. You must kiss the test paper first, which is called steady.

22. It's like you turn all the year round into summer, so I'll always get a red face in front of you.

23. No matter what feelings, three people are always too crowded.

24. Secret love is an unsent love letter hidden in the desk and countless casual peeks.

25. Many times, when you know something inadvertently, you pretend that it doesn't matter on the surface and cover it up with a smile. In fact, your heart hurts more than anything. span style="font-size: 12px; color: #9E9E9E;" > J458.com's mobile phone will at least remind me that the battery is low, but Keren will always leave without saying a word

. The mobile phone will at least remind me that the battery is low, but Keren will always leave without saying a word.

2. I'm not cold-blooded, and I'm not slow-hot. I'm just afraid of investing too much, and I'll be sad when I leave.

3. Don't expect anyone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

4. Don't ask me if it hurts when we are apart. Do you feel pain when the big tree stationed in your heart is uprooted?

5. If one day, you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never want to teach you how to cherish by leaving.

6. Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

7. after leaving, don't say wish me happiness. I can't be happy without you.

8. How can you be so cruel, spoil me and then use your departure to get back at my willfulness?

9. Don't comfort me if you leave me. You should know that every time you sew, you will also encounter puncture pain.

1. The person who said he would never leave me has already left. The one who says he loves me is holding someone else's hand; The man who said he would wait for me left with another man.

11. You said that you would never leave me. When I took off my mask, I saw you running away.

12. I ran like a 1-meter race without you, but I was exhausted just after I started.

13. I hate being betrayed when I put my heart into it, and I hate being left when I trust others.

14. If I treated you with your attitude towards me, you would have left long ago.

15. I used to think that parting is to leave the person you don't love. One day, when I grow up, I find that there is a kind of parting, which is to leave the person you love, and there is a kind of parting, which is to wipe my tears and dare not look back.

16. Those who said that they would never part have already been scattered all over the world.

17. I don't know what retention means. I only know that the person who loves me won't leave me, because he knows that I will be sad.

18. If you have enough disappointment, leave. Do you want to stay and save despair?

19. I didn't know it was so bleak to leave. I didn't know it was so strong to say goodbye.

2. I didn't know you when you knew me, I knew you when you liked me, I liked you when you fell in love with me, and I fell in love with you when you left me. About saying nothing

I'm not good at saying goodbye and I'm not good at keeping you. What I'm most afraid of is that you leave without saying anything after you come

The afterglow is silent, and how much is the past. Time is silent, as if it is a pause. Some things are left in my heart as time goes by. No matter how strong the wind is, no matter how heavy the rain is, it will always be the most special thing in my heart. Past events dance the stars in time and space through the silver line, and the fleeting lights wade across the other side of the wind and rain.

if you leave without saying a word, I'm sorry, and I'll forget you quietly.

Don't worry, I will be elegant, I will set you free, and I will keep silent when I see you laughing and chatting with her. One day, you will like me, won't you?

As long as he really loves you, no matter how ugly the crazy seven he gave you and the ugly color of the Ferrari he gave you, you will accept it without saying a word. You won't mind. If you like someone, you will like everything about him. You will like his concentration in driving a sports car. You will like the gentleman when he wears a diamond necklace for you. You will feel extremely cute when he gives you money. Life just needs this kind of plain love. Now, for her, there is nothing in the world to cherish. With the death of sweet baby, her heart will be petrified forever. He saw her smile and her efforts in the heartless temple. She cooked for him, played the piano for him, tied his hair, fed him blood to drink, relieved him of the toxic effects of stealing artifacts, and said nothing when he was tortured. She suffered a lot for him and suffered a lot. In the end, she said, I have lost my mind, and Gong Ling has been destroyed. From now on, my master and my disciples will be ungrateful ...-"Hua Qiangu"

Don't stop talking when you are unhappy, because you will have children in the future. Do you know the sense of neglect when you see your parents without saying a word?

Grandma works in the production team, and she never cares about doing more. Therefore, a few people deliberately bully her, doing more than others, and getting less work. My grandfather never helps my grandmother. Once my mother knows and has evidence, she will definitely seek justice for her grandmother. I will admire my mother, but grandma never said who was right or wrong, nor was she obviously angry or happy. Grandma is a nice guy who works hard and doesn't say a word. Grandma works in the elderly group, and the labor is divided into rations for the old couple. My mother works harder and has to work at night. She has to pay for five people's rations, and if it is not enough, she will make up the money.

Now she's dying, leaving, betraying, betraying, and she's going to leave no one? He saw her smile and her efforts in the heartless temple. She cooked for him, played the piano for him, tied his hair, fed him blood to drink, relieved him of the toxic effects of stealing artifacts, and said nothing when he was tortured. She suffered a lot for him and suffered a lot. At last, she said, I have lost my mind, and Gong Ling has been destroyed. From now on, my master and pupil will be ungrateful ...-"Hua Qiangu"

Don't say that I left you without saying a word, because I know you too well, so I know when your feeling of loving you will disappear, and I don't need to talk to you. No matter how powerful a person is, he will be afraid to face too many injuries, because he is just an ordinary person after all. Compared with sad separation, I just want to leave sweet memories

Why do you have to respond when someone or something offends you? If you put those unpleasant or annoying things in your pocket and don't say a word, you are releasing such a message: "I am not as important as you!" Go on, I don't deserve your attention! "However, if you decide to say what offended you, you are telling others that you have a bottom line and you are also a respectable person. Your self-confidence will also be improved. -Frederic Fangre's Confidence in Healing Injuries

From now on, in the far north, in the cold north wind, no one will light a bonfire and jump out to ask him to drink. From now on, before a thousand troops, no one will come by night and dye his white robe with blood. From now on, when the banquet dragon humiliated him, no one will go to the flat peach banquet without saying a word and beat the banquet dragon up. From now on, when my father demotes him, no one will drop everything, come all the way, stand quietly behind him and listen to him play the piano all night. From now on, no one can laugh with him when he is happy. From now on, when he is lonely and sad, no one can accompany him to drink. From now on, the world is big, but no one can remind him of it. He feels the smell of wine in his throat and his heart is warm. No matter how cold the throne is and how hostile the world is, there is a person in this world who cares for him with all his heart ... From now on, there will be no one in the world-Qingyang! -Tong Hua

Although he usually laughs and talks glibly with us, he has been holding back the pain when he is injured, even if it hurts again, he doesn't say a word, because he knows that we will worry about him, and he is so painful that he bites his lips and bleeds. -look up at Paris rail i6 "Madman is crazy?"

I didn't hurt you, I just watched silently when others hurt you.

in fact, at the end of the day, my heart beat uncontrollably when I watched him walk in front of me silently but firmly, sheltering me from the wind without saying a word. So later, no matter how big the storm was, I always chose to go with him without hesitation, just like he did at the beginning.

"Jojo," Li Ce suddenly came forward smiling and said, "What will happen to you if I kill Zhuge Yue?" Chu Qiao eye closure, without saying a word. "So, what if I kill Zhao Song?" "Kill you." Without hesitation, the woman said coldly. "Hey, it's really cruel." Li Ce sighed and continued to ask, "So, what if I kill Yan Shizi?" The woman suddenly opened her eyes, looked coldly at the man, and said slowly, "In that case, I will be poor all my life, fight with my life, destroy Bian Tang, and then let you live worse than pigs and dogs." -Xiaoxiang Donger's Eleven Agents' Empresses

"We haven't double-majored yet," Qin Tianli said with grievance. "Some other time." "You always say another day, another day, what day is it!" Qintian Li was angry. "Stop it!" Qin Tian left without a thousand words, leaving only the complaints from Qin Tian. "What is this person! Like the somebody else left without saying a word "ooze day ideas constantly cursing, unfortunately, there are thousands of such aloof people in Qin Tian, then what will care, people who chase her can circle the earth, where you are needed! Birds sing and flowers shed tears, and my heart is bitter.

I really like him very much, very much, but he left without saying a word, Mu Xining! Don't come back if you dare, and don't let me see you again.

You broke into my world without authorization and left without saying a word. Who let you leave my world alone without my permission ~

He has never seen a woman like Cheng Jia; He was kicked and slapped, and she didn't say a word, not giving him more pain while watching but helpless; He was beaten and humiliated, and she didn't look, cry, scream or beg, and didn't show pity to others for his jokes and his incompetence; When the dust settled, he went to her side, and she was calm and calm, saying nothing, comforting, pitying, and crying. -Jiuyuexi "He knows which direction the wind is coming from"

Li Wula died ten minutes after we left, but Fan Long kept carrying him, and he walked on his countrymen's back for more than an hour without saying a word. Suddenly, we wanted to understand one thing. There was no living Northeast guy around the dead Northeast guy Fan Long. -Lan Xiaolong's My Head and My Regiment

One day Xiaoyu saw a dog-seeking notice at the elevator door, and the last four words attracted him, which made him almost penniless. From that day on, he walked around the neighborhood for three days, and Huang Tian lived up to it, and he finally found it. So he dialed the number on the dog-looking notice and waited for the owner to claim it. Finally, Xiaoyu saw the dog owner crying with joy, felt embarrassed to say that reward, and left without saying a word.

If you cant ride, can you fall? I suppose anyone can fall. I mean can you fall and get up again without crying and mount again and fall again and yet not be afraid of falling? "If you can't ride a horse, will you fall? I think everyone will fall. I mean, do you have the ability to get up from the ground without saying a word, climb back on the horse and fall off the horse again, but still not afraid of falling? "-The Horse and His Boy by C.S. Lewis

As long as you really love him, even if the iphone6 he sent is ugly, the Ferrari he sent is not your favorite color, and the wrinkled souvenir Chanel is not collected. You will accept it without saying a word. You will like everything about a person when you like him, the concentration when he drives a sports car, and the gentleman when he brings you a diamond necklace.