I need 10 funny jokes.

1. One day the alphabet kingdom was at war with the number kingdom, and the kings of the number kingdom sent 1 and 3 to play B in the alphabet kingdom. Three days later, 1 and 3 heads came back. 0 asked: Why did you come back? 1 and 3 said: report to your majesty, we installed B in Wenguo, and it was discovered! ! ! ! ! 2. One day, student A said to student B: Come on, say a tongue twister. The class cadre is in charge of the class cadre ... Go on. Student B: The class cadre is responsible for the class cadre. ........................................................................................................................................... ....................... student B said loudly before coming to the radio: All Bagabo will attend the meeting in the Great Hall. The playground is full of laughter, ........................................................................................................................................................................! Sorry, I only know these two.