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How can I get my girlfriend to quit smoking? By the way, my girlfriend is straight. Smoking for three years.

Take your time. You can do it.

1: Tell her: "Well, if I ask you to quit smoking at once, obviously, it's impossible. Tell you, in the future, if you are angry, unhappy, lonely and sad, will you have a cigarette? In that case, as long as I see you smoking, I know I haven't done enough. I don't deserve you. "

2. slowly correct her with diet. Put away her cigarette and lighter. You tell her you want a cigarette, and then ask her for it. So every time she asks you for a cigarette, you give it to her and ask her, "Am I not good enough for you?" Maybe sometimes, she knows that you don't like her smoking, and she will smoke secretly. If you find out, pretend to come to her unintentionally. She will definitely throw away the cigarette at once. Then you can say, "Good boy, I remember my buddy told me that there is a delicious roast duck restaurant on XX Road. Shall we try? " Or "Honey, I want to cook for you today. Will you help me? "

3: You take her to play and get bored together. Slowly. She likes playing with you and forgets cigarettes.

Bless you! You should be happy! Being alive, a little touched and romantic, is also beautiful. Sometimes, you can keep her for a long time with an ordinary word.