Selected translations of English short paragraphs?

The punch line of many jokes is that it takes imagination and association to understand this punch line correctly. I carefully collected English jokes and translated them for everyone to enjoy and learn!

English jokes with translation 1

Teacher: Jack, why don't you listen?

Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.

Teacher: If you are listening, tell me what I said just now.

Jack: You said, "Jack, why don't you listen?"

Teacher: Jack, why don't you listen carefully?

Jack: Teacher, I'm listening!

Teacher: If you were listening to the class just now, tell me what I just said.

Jack: You said, "Jack, why don't you listen carefully?"

About English jokes with translation II

Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

John: "What do you think this is, sir?"

Teacher: "I don't think so, I know!" "

John: I don't think I know, sir!

Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb ring?" .

John: What do you think it is?

Teacher: "I don't have to think, I know!" " " .

John: I don't think I know.

On the translation of English jokes 3

Teacher: Johnny, find Australia for me on the map.

Johnny: There it is, sir.

Teacher: That's right. Sammy, who discovered Australia?

Sam: Johnny, sir.

Teacher: Johnny, find out where Australia is on the map for me.

Johnny: Here it is, sir.

Teacher: That's right. Who discovered Australia in summer?

Summer: I'm Johnny, sir.

On the translation of English jokes 4

Men go to church and start talking to God. He said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" God said, "a penny", and then the man said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "One second", and then the man said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said "at once"

A man walks into a church and talks to God. He asked, "Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?" God replied, "A penny." The man asked, "What about a million years?" God said, "One second." Finally, the man asked, "God, can I have a penny?" God replied, "Right away."