Inequality between men and women

Woman: Let me ask you something.

Man: What's the matter?

Woman: Are you a man or a woman?

M: Do you have to ask? ! I can tell at a glance that I am a woman.

Woman: Oh! (Nodding)

Man: Oh! No, no,no. I'm a man.

Woman: Look. Even he can't explain it clearly.

Man: You're asking me.

Woman: Are you a man?

Man: It's a man.

Woman: Is it really a man?

Man: It is indeed a man.

W: Is it original?

M: Imported.

Woman: Hehe.

Man: No, how can you talk! (a little angry expression)

Woman: Just kidding! So you are really a man.

Male: A standard male citizen.

Woman: Hey! I feel sorry for you.

Man: What's the matter? You pity me.

Woman: The world is better to be a woman.

Man: What are the advantages of being a woman?

Woman: Women are born beautiful. Advantages are advantages, disadvantages (pause for a moment) or advantages.

Man: So you women have no shortcomings?

Woman: Hmm! You can't find it.

Male: The female is tall.

Woman: That's called slim and graceful.

Man: Women are shorter.

Woman: That's called Xiu Xiu's anger, right?

Man: Women are fat.

Woman: That's called fullness.

Male: Female is thin.

Woman: That's called being slim.

Man: Women are extroverted.

Woman: That's called modern beauty.

Man: Women are introverted.

Woman: That's called classical beauty.

Man: Women are diligent.

Woman: That's called virtuous.

Man: Women are lazy.

Woman: Er ... that's called social status promotion! How's it going?

Man: You are really good at talking.

Woman: This is our woman.

Man: What about us men?

Woman: A man? ! Much worse.

What do you mean worse?

Woman: Isn't it? !

Man: The man is tall.

Woman: big fool.

Man: The man is short.

Female: Wu Dalang.

Man: We men are fat.

Woman: Fat boy

M: Is that all right?

Woman: If you get fat, kill it.

Man: I said you are so cruel! Men are thin.

Woman: ribs

M: We men are extroverted.

Woman: I'm desperately poor.

M: We men are more introverted.

Woman: big wax gourd

Man: We men are very diligent.

Woman: afraid of his wife.

Man: We men are lazy.

W: Typical waste.

Man: You are so angry! So we men are inferior to women?

W: Everyone knows that.

Man: That man and woman are too unequal.

W: That's why we women are good.

Man: We men are better.

Woman: What about men? Let me ask you a question.

Man: You say it!

W: Why do men always say stupid things when they are in love?

M: Why?

Woman: Because when in love, men have the lowest IQ.

M: Then let me ask you a question: Why don't you let women buy all the expensive cosmetics?

W: Why?

M: Because the beauty of a woman after makeup is directly proportional to the horror after makeup removal.

Woman: No! ! ! !

Man: What's the matter?

Woman: Cosmetics are a woman's confidence. It can make men hallucinate, hallucinate.

M: Then why don't women wear makeup after they get married? !

W: Why?

Man: Unmarried women make up to make men hallucinate. Married women no longer wear makeup, because they have caught the trap of prey and there is no need to pretend.

W: Some people say that love can make young people mature. Mature men become young!

M: That's right! Some people say that love can make smart women stupid, and stupid women become more stupid.

Woman: When being a lover, a woman will make a man's heart ache. I know this.

Man: When you are husband and wife, women give men a headache. I also know that/I know that too.

Woman: When you are in love, men become very miserable.

Man: Ah! Yes! Because women will become neurotic and will torture our men badly.

W: Why do men and women choose night when they are in love?

M: That's because the fault on a woman's face will appear hazy.

W: Why do men and women bow to each other when they get married?

M: Just like a boxer shaking hands before a match.

W: Why do you want to have children after marriage?

M: That's because a drama in which couples fight wits and wits can't be without an audience.

Woman: Why can a man be a soldier at the age of eighteen and get married at the age of twenty-two?

Man: That fully proves that it is much more difficult to deal with a wife than to make a group of enemies.

Woman: OK ~ ~ Is it as serious as you said?

M: Especially not a historian.

W: What happened to the historian?

M: It's very troublesome to find a man who is the wife of a historian.

W: What do you mean?

Because she always tries to investigate her husband's past.

Woman: Oh (thoughtfully, drawling), I see. In that case, it is a kind of happiness for us women to marry an archaeologist.

M: Then why?

Woman: Because in his eyes, the older a woman is, the more valuable she is!

Man: Oh, yes!

Woman: Right? (Looking at the audience)

M: That makes sense.

Woman: So we women are better.

Man: No, no, no, we men are better.

W: What's delicious?

M: Huh? (looking at the woman doubtfully)

W: They say that 20-year-old men are defective (with contemptuous eyes).

M: That's right! 30-year-old men are real, 40-year-old men are fine, and men over 50 here are the best! Applause!

Woman: So, so ... A 20-year-old woman asked about football.

M: Everyone is fighting for it.

Woman: That's right!

Man: A 30-year-old woman is like a basketball. Few people rob her. A 40-year-old woman is like a volleyball, pushed over and hit it. A 50-year-old woman is like a golf ball, Pia! Play as far away as possible!

Woman: Say what, then you! How do you speak? Guys, don't applaud him.

Man: Drink it, I'm so happy.

Woman: I'm telling you, don't be ignorant! You are valued everywhere in your work.

M: You women are taken care of everywhere in your life.

Woman: Hum! (A little grumpy) You men are late in development and slow in aging. The first half of your life is the happiest.

Man: You women live a long life. If you retire early, you can enjoy your old age!

Woman: Hey hey, that's true.

M: Hmm ~ ~

Woman: Actually, women have women's sufferings!

Man: it's hard for men to do it for men!

W: If there were no men, our women's life would lose its fun.

Man: Without women, our men's lives would be meaningless.

Woman: Love life! Female compatriots!

Man: Live well, man!

Woman: You are such a girl.

M: Huh?

Woman: You are full of nonsense.

Man: Just say it's useless.

Woman: I tell you, women should fight for their legitimate rights and interests.

M: That's right (nodding)

W: Well, you should have the right to know where your husband is. Supervise your husband's wallet.

M: What about the rights and interests of our men?

Woman: A man should have the right to work at home (hands crossed on his chest), and a wife should have the right to remain silent when speaking.

Man: We men say nothing when they are in pain, but their women can say anything when they are angry.

Woman: Hum (contemptuous expression), when you men want to drink, you don't have to persuade them at all. Mao Mao (drinking posture), get yourself drunk first.

Man: You women are so nice. No one can persuade you to cry when you want to cry. Wow ~ ~ ~ You are crying.

Woman: Hey, that woman's housekeeping skill is coquetry.

Man: A man's specialty is lying.

Female: three, three (glaring at male)

Man: (panicking) Huh? No, no.

Woman: Listen, everybody, tell the truth.

Man: This, this (hesitation) is all caused by you women.

Woman: Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman.

Man: Behind a great woman, there is an unsuccessful man.

Female: If a wife doesn't go to work and let her husband support her, that's called her husband's ability.

Man: Husband doesn't go to work, but his wife keeps him. That's a loser.

Woman: Dressing as a woman is called avantgarde.

Man: dressing up as a woman is called a pervert.

W: Change? ..... (covering her mouth and laughing)

Man: Hey! How can we men be so unlucky! (From a sad expression to a firm and proud expression) I tell you, if there were no men, there would be no army in the world.

Woman: Ah, yes, that's right, friends. Then I'll tell him, too

Man: What?

Woman: If there is no woman, there is no humanity! Right?

Man: Yes, yes, yes, no, no.

Woman: Oh, I came back after talking for a long time.

Man: What?

Woman: It's not easy for you men.

Man: You women are amazing.

Woman: No, no, no, you men are better.

M: You women are still better.

Woman: I want to pay tribute to men!

Man: I want to bow to women!

Woman: I want to pay attention to men!

Man: I want to respect women!

Woman: I want to propose a toast to men!

Man: I want to love women!

Woman: I want to be a man!

Man: I want to be a woman!

Woman: (looking at the man with a surprised expression) Ah! ?

Man: When, when is a woman? !

Take a step back and bow.