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A joke every day, a positive happy event.

A joke every day, a positive happy event.

A joke every day and a happy moment are positive energy. When we are depressed, listening to some positive jokes will pull us back at once. Let's take a look at those positive energy jokes. I collected a joke every day and an article about the positive energy of a happy moment.

A joke every day, a happy moment, positive energy 1

1, people now. I can't put my mobile phone anywhere. On the bus, subway, train, and even walking, you should watch it with your mobile phone. For these people, I just want to say: how can I steal a mobile phone when you are all like this?

2. I will buy a bigger mobile phone in the future, not to watch videos, play games, or save face, but to ... when I go to the toilet, my mobile phone will get stuck if I accidentally drop the toilet.

3. Some experts say that playing mobile phone before going to bed affects sexual life. Hehe, fuck you, I still play mobile phone when I have a woman?

I watched my homework for a minute and then my mobile phone became jealous. I coaxed it for an hour. .

Nowadays, young people know how to play mobile phones and live in a virtual world all day, but they often ignore that there is something more important in real life, that is, charging mobile phones!

No sooner had I taken the bus than the girl sitting next to me fell asleep. The girl is beautiful and sleeps soundly.

I suddenly felt sorry for jade, thinking that it would be bad if there was any noise to wake the girl up at this time.

So I opened his bag, took her cell phone, turned it off, put it in my bag and got off.

If people can be so considerate of each other, how wonderful the world will be!

7. If there is an afterlife, I won't be your beauty, your confidant, your lover or anyone. I'd rather be your mobile phone.

In that case, you will hold me in your hand, stick me on your face and put me on your lips every day. I know everything about you, everything about you. If one day you forget me in a hurry, you will look around in a hurry.

It's not that I stick to you, but that you can't live without me!

8. At the end of the call, the man gently said, "You hang up first." Hearing this, the girl said with a smile in her eyes, "No, please hang up first ..." As soon as the voice fell, the man dropped the phone. .

I really can't stand my friends. Every time I pay the bill after dinner with him, he doesn't say that he doesn't have his wallet or change. Every time we eat the king's meal, the store beats us.

10, uncovering yogurt will lick the milk on the lid; After drinking milk tea, pearls will be sucked up one by one; Suck your fingertips after eating potato chips. . .

Such a girl is lovely, naive, simple, frugal, cherishing her life and being responsible for herself. She is a very good girl, although she can't find a boyfriend because she is greedy.

1 1. If one day you suddenly think of me, please pick up your mobile phone and dial my number. No matter how busy I am, as long as you say "I invite you to dinner", I will appear in front of you rain or shine-this is my lifelong commitment to my friends! ! !

A joke every day and a happy moment are positive energy 2 1. I went to a restaurant with my colleagues, sat down and ordered some good dishes, and waited for a long time. The ones next door who are later than us are almost finished, and our food hasn't been served yet. This is the restless colleague. He called the waiter: Hello, it's our first time here, and we don't know the rules. I want to ask, are we sitting in the audience?

My friend asked me how many people died on the day of weeding. I replied: one, that is, noon. She said no, it was three, weeding, sweating and sowing at noon. A girl in front turned her head and said lightly, "There are five, but there is still Chinese food on the plate, and' one grain at a time' is also very hard. I dare not look directly at this poem again!

The teacher looked at the naughty Xiaoming and said, Xiaoming, what is your dream? Xiao Ming thought about it and said, I have a house and a shop, I am my own boss, my wife is beautiful, and my brother is an official. Teacher: There was a man like you in the Northern Song Dynasty. His surname is Wu!

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Does your company pay for holidays? B: No! A gift card? B: No! Do you hand out moon cakes? B: No! A: So your company didn't give any indication? B: Well ... I sent a watch. What brand is it? B: Mid-Autumn Festival duty watch!

5. A friend talked about genus together. My boyfriend and I both count sheep. I am in February and he is in December. He said: you are the head of the sheep, and I said: you are the tail of the sheep. Then eat half a meal and leave!

6. Today, my sister quarreled with her brother-in-law because she disliked his low salary. My sister complains: your salary can starve people to death! Brother-in-law felt wronged and said, how could it be? Look how thin you were before we got married and how fat you are now.

7. My girlfriend came to my house to play, then read a book on my desk and suddenly waved mysteriously. Then I walked over and she whispered, where did you get these pornographic books? How beautiful! After reading it, I grabbed the book and scolded: NMD, this is my diary!

8, look at the spatial dynamics, look at the class flowers: beautiful girls can let men practice six-pack abdominal muscles, and strong boys will let girls practice a good voice.

A joke every day and a happy moment are positive energy 3 1. The head teacher found two children in the class in puppy love. She didn't bother to ask her parents or educate her, so she directly put the two children at the same table as the most beautiful girl and the most handsome Zheng Tai in the class. A week later, the young couple ended their puppy love in suspicion and jealousy. ...

I bought a pack of cigarettes in the canteen in the morning and a bottle of wine in the canteen in the afternoon. By the way, I handed the cigarette to the boss and lit it. The boss took a sip and said, This cigarette is a bit fake. ...

3. If the work is hard or tired, we should face it positively, do our job well, get along well with our colleagues, and have a clear conscience when we get paid; The flowers are very casual, the use is very chic, and others praise them as excellent!

4. In those days, Weaver Girl took a bath on Tanabata, met Cowherd, and interpreted a love story that made the gods cry. Zhao Linger took a bath outside, met Li Xiaoyao and staged a fairy tale. This incident at least tells us that there is no chance to take a bath at home, so we must take a bath outside.

Yesterday, I went to school to pick up my daughter. Their teacher said to me: Mom, you can have a snack. Your baby invited everyone to eat bread today. I didn't notice. After a while, all the children in the class took sanitary napkins. She also asked everyone not to say anything. Don't betray her, because mother always goes to the toilet to avoid eating, and she doesn't know ... this is Xiong Haizi. ...

6. I once had dinner with a friend and talked about my period. Then I told the waiter next to me a cup of my period. ...

7. It was convenient to go to the toilet last time, and there was no paper. He said to his wife, "Bring me the paper-wiping donkey!"

8. In high school, there was a teacher named Jiang who looked very much like (Tang Priest on a Chinese Odyssey). I went to ask him a question and blurted out, "Teacher Tang, this question ..."

9. Reading posts while eating, reading classics to my wife, and laughing her to death, she said to me, "Read after dinner, or your brain will get indigestion!"

10, shopping with my husband. My aunt, who often buys vegetables, asked her husband for the first time: Is this your brother? Good looking. Do you have a girlfriend? My daughter is not married ... and things like that have been nagging, and my husband took my hand and left. Aunt still caught up, and my husband pulled me faster and faster. Aunt couldn't catch up, but shouted, you haven't paid for the meal yet ...

1 1. Dad asked his son: Who will you marry in the future? The son said: I want to marry my grandmother. She loves me! Dad said: nonsense, how can you marry my mother? The son said: You can marry my mother, why can't I marry your mother?