What are the funny lines in the TV series?

Samodoro: "Go ahead and do what you have to do. You can get money by working with your boss, but you have nothing. "

Samoyed is like this, even the shopkeeper has got the true story.

2. "Pig with Bright Spring"

The daughter of the East China Sea Dragon King advised the little dragon girl, "My brother is a prince. After you marry him, you will be the queen mother? "

When I heard this sentence, it was really a mouthful of salt and soda sprayed on TV. What logic is this?

3. goodbye, Mr. loser

My father's name is Ma Dong. My father disappeared as soon as I landed, so my name is Ma Dongmei.

As for the explanation of names, take Ma Dongmei for example.

4. "Come across the ocean to see you"

"You get out, too."

"Can you be polite?"

"Please leave here."

Sure enough, China's culture is profound and profound, and the Chinese character culture is unfathomable.

5. The Iron Fist of Shame

Brother, have you seen the house? Along the subway, in a prime location; Five meters high, huge space; Luxury decoration, carrying a bag, buying a living room and sending it to the balcony, I won't give you any discount.

Brother, after 30 years, do you think I'm still beautiful, junior?

6. The richest man in Xihong City

My grandfather told me to do certain things when I was young. I have never listened to my grandfather.

Everyone should have seen the TV series Meteor Shower. This play was very popular that year, and even more popular was the heroine and the hero Zhang Hans. After the play, Zhang Hans and Zhang Shuang also announced their love affair, but in the end they didn't go to the end. Although the play is very popular, there are many classic lines in it that are very funny. In this scene, Duan is playing the violin on the roof and listening to MP3. So the following dialogue appeared. Duan told me that this was disturbing his eyes? What on earth makes your eyes uncomfortable? Shouldn't it disturb your ears? It's really funny.

The following funny line was in "Slaughter the Dragon by Elbow" starring Alec Su and Alyssa Chia at that time. At that time, it was this sentence that Jinhua's mother-in-law said to the Golden Lion King: Brother Xie, I have never said thank you in my life. This is really a slap in the face. You never said thank you, so your name is Xie Ge!

The following drama is an anti-Japanese drama. At that time, the hero in the play said that his grandfather was killed by the Japanese when he was nine years old. This mistake is really low-level. Your grandfather died at the age of nine, so how were you born?

This funny line is also an anti-war drama. The actress in the play said that she would blow up the plane with stones. How can you be so good? If you can blow up a plane with stones, why do you have to use cannons or something? It really makes people laugh.