What are some cold jokes to tell your girlfriend?

Sunflower Lai Lai always looks listless. Everyone doesn't know why, so we have to persuade him to cooperate with others as much as possible during the day. But Riley has his own little secret. Every night, he looks at the moon alone and says in a voice that no one can hear, but I just like you.

Everyone bought a radio together, but the signal in the forest was so bad that no matter how you debug it, you can only hear noise. She said, maybe the signal will be better at high altitude.

Hedgehog and kitten became friends. According to etiquette, two animals that become friends need to hug and celebrate. Hedgehog rolled his eyes and thought about it. Finally, I tried to stretch out a short hand, gently touched the cat's paw and said with a big smile: Oh, we will be friends in the future.