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Ask for some short stories with love _

1. He fell asleep at his desk, and she found his diary in his bag. This is the fourth year that he has secretly loved her. He wrote on the first page of the diary that he would confess to her when he finished writing this diary. She carefully put the diary back in her bag and tore up all the blank pages at the back of it ... < P > 2. Female: I'm in poor shape. Man: I don't want a model! Woman: I'm not pretty. Man: I don't want a fairy! Woman: I can't cook. Man: I don't want a chef! Female: My education is not top-notch. Man: I don't want a talented woman! Woman: I'm not gentle. Man: I don't want a maid! Woman: So ... what do you want? Man: I want you! Do you understand?

3. When she opened the door in the morning, she saw the cat of the handsome boy's house lying outside upstairs with a sign around her neck: Master is on a business trip, can you take me in for a few days? ? She smiled and picked up the cat and went into the house. ? Then the cat will appear pitifully for the same reason. ? One day, she heard a knock at the door and opened the door, only to see that handsome boy blinking his peach eyes. The cat is on a business trip. Can you take me in?

4. She accompanied him through the most difficult period of starting a business, and after he succeeded, he moved on. She didn't say anything, but pointed to the street lamp the night he broke up with her. Later, his investment failed and the company went bankrupt. On the night of drunkenness, he inadvertently looked up and burst into tears. When he saw the street lamp by the roadside, he finally understood her feelings: the street lamp tried its best to accompany you through the darkness, but was forced to quit your world when the light came ...

5. Dad: Son, do you think Dad is strong? Son: Yeah. Dad: Do you think Shaolin Kung Fu is great? Son: awesome. Dad: If I shave my head, can I practice Shaolin Kung Fu? The son clapped his hands: Great. The next day, the son saw his bald father and said happily, Come on, Dad, you must become a master. That day was the day before my father's chemotherapy. On that day, dad taught his son optimism and courage in a unique way.

6. Before going to bed at night, he asked his husband, "If I have a terminal illness, will you treat me?" My husband was almost asleep and said in a daze, "Don't talk nonsense ... you have to be cured if you lose everything!" " I said, "What if you get it?" Husband: "That's incurable." I asked, "Why?" Husband: "It's not easy to make money if you are left alone."

7. He is outstanding, and she is ordinary. She often sits alone in a corner and peeks at him surrounded by girls. He lived up to expectations and was admitted to a first-class university in a different place, but she never dared to confess. She was worried when she heard that he didn't adapt to the new environment and his grades were barely, but she didn't even have the courage to say hello. They finally met at an old student's party, and she stammered to him, Where is the homework? Is it difficult? He smiled and said, no, but there, it's hard without you.

8. The dog said to the kitten, Guess how many sweets are there in my pocket? The kitten said, you guessed it. Will you give it to me? The dog nodded: well, I'll give you both if I guess right! The kitten swallowed and said, I guess five dollars! Then, the dog smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand, saying, I still owe you three dollars. -this is not a joke with low IQ, but because I love you, I allow your little greed.

9. Cats and pigs are good friends. One day, the cat fell into the pit, and the pig brought the rope. The cat told the pig to throw the rope down, and it threw the whole bundle down. The cat was very depressed and said, how can I be pulled up if I throw it down like this? The pig said, What else can we do? The cat said: You should hold a rope! The pig jumped down, took one end of the rope and said, now it's ok! The cat cried and cried happily. -there is a friend who is not very smart, but is worth having for life.

1. He always likes to put an A in front of her name. She said that adding an A became ugly. He smiled and said that it was a nickname. One day, when I was idle and bored, I looked through his mobile phone, but the name of Dai A still appeared in the phone book. She asked why she didn't change it to a wife or a baby, and he smiled helplessly: My mobile phone doesn't have the function of a special contact, so it can be ranked first with an A in front. -the first one.

11. My parents-in-law have been married for 3 years. They respect and love each other and never quarrel. I went to consult my father-in-law when I got married. My father-in-law said, "When I got married, my father-in-law told me,' Don't criticize your wife's shortcomings or blame her for doing something wrong. You know, because she has shortcomings and sometimes does something wrong, she didn't find a more ideal husband." "Remember this sentence, you will certainly be a good husband.

12. My friend is a big dog with simple eyes. He is always bullied by a kitten when walking around the corner. Grab and bite, ride on your head. The big dog silently bears it. Hey, hey, you're so useless. I said, you can't even beat a little meow. What's the whole thing? The big dog was ashamed and stammered, but she had no one to bully me. With that, the kitten poked its head out from behind him and rubbed his head happily.

13, 962464, this is the number a boy left her the night before the car accident. I promised to give her the answer the next day, but I didn't expect it to be a mystery for her forever. She tried many ways, but she still didn't know what the numbers meant. She thought about her memory of the boy: he was always in her most difficult picture, and she held his hand and leaned over his shoulder ... One day she lost the number by sending a text message, and the mobile phone showed three words: I love you

14, "Tell me a story ..." She said to him. He smiled and said, "Once upon a time, there was a boy who liked a girl, so he tried his best to get close to her, inquire about her phone number, find out her hobbies, strike up a conversation with her, and read books with her ..." He also secretly collected her photos ... "He told her affectionately," One day he asked her out to express his love ... ""Then what? " She asked. "Then she asked him to tell stories"

15. He was a bad student, but he fell in love with her for her excellent study. On Valentine's Day, egged on by his friend, he finally got up the courage to send a message and asked her: Don't you love me? She gave a quick reply: Yes, I do! At that moment, he was a little sad to see this sentence. Then graduation was just around the corner, and he also left it behind. However, he didn't know that she had been waiting for him that day, waiting for him to hold her hand.

16.' Why does everyone hate me?' Every time Miss Monday thinks like this, she will feel inferior. Finally, one day she couldn't help saying to her lover, Mr. Sunday,' You'd better stay away from me. Being so close to me will get you into trouble. Now many people even like Friday more than you.' But I can't leave you,' said Mr. Sunday.' Even if I leave you for more than one day, I won't be me anymore.

17. Someone handed a cigarette to a man, and the man refused: "I promised my woman not to smoke." The man said, "If I don't talk, if you don't talk, who knows you smoked?" The man looked at the distance and said simply, "How can a woman who has broken her promise win the trust of the world?" .

18. Patrick: "Hey, Spongebob, let's catch jellyfish." Spongebob: "Sorry, I can't today, I have to go to school." Patrick: "What should I do today if you go to school?" Spongebob: "I don't know. What do you usually do when I'm not at home?" Patrick: "When you come back."

19. We moved to a small apartment with only one bathroom. It's freezing to take a bath in this winter. But I found that if a person washes first, the bathroom will be warm, so every time I rush into the bathroom first. I think it will be at least one or two degrees warmer when she goes into the bathroom. Now, I can't give her a comfortable life, take her to a fancy restaurant and buy her beautiful clothes, but at least I can give her 1℃ love.

2. Boy: I want to ask you something. Girl: What is it? Boy: Play a play with me. Girl: What's on? Boy: Play my wife. Girl: How long will it last? Boy: All my life. Sixty years later, a white-haired grandmother stroked the old man in the hospital bed and sighed: If only this play would never end. Old man: Old woman, I want to ask you something. Granny: What is it? Don: In the next life, will you play a sequel with me?