Funny jingle excerpts

Funny jingle excerpts

Funny jingle excerpts and profound sentences can make us think about the meaning of life. Sentences that cannot be forgotten lie quietly in a corner of our mind. Excerpts not only enrich your thoughts, excerpts can enrich our knowledge. The following are excerpts of funny jingles. Welcome to read and share!

Funny jingle excerpt 1

1. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

2. How do you express love? The cup is filled with wine, one cup after another. I won’t let go until I drink to death!

3. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are too drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

4. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become; wine is the water of the Yangtze River, the more you drink, the more beautiful you become; wine is dichlorvos. If you are not drunk, and I am not drunk, who will come to such a wide road? sleep!

5. A lover’s tears can make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart can be broken by rubbing it; grudges and resentments are not right and wrong, who can guess right? Anyone who drinks this glass of wine will be drunk. .

6. One cup and two cups will make a big stride, three cups and four cups will help you walk along the wall, and five and six cups will help you walk against the wall.

7. When people are wandering around in the rivers and lakes, they cannot live without wine;

8. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.

9. At the end of the glass, the policy is relaxed; at the mention of the chopsticks, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if not; if you are drunk and I am drunk, it is wrong and right.

10. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and hold a vinegar bottle at home; make things right with your superiors and level them with your subordinates!

11. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

12. Modern men can drink one or two bottles without getting drunk. Dancing, I know three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five to six days. Dozing off after starting work!

13. Hello everyone! Hello everyone! Drinking together is indispensable! If you don’t drink it and I don’t drink it, where will the country’s wine be stored?

14. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the national road?

15. The east wind is blowing and the war drums are beating. Nowadays, who is afraid of whom when drinking? One drink for you and one for me. Who is afraid of whom when drinking now?

16. One drink will make you rich, two drinks will make you richer. Losing the handle, three drinks, two wives died, four drinks, mountains and rocks fell, five drinks, four rooms were empty, six drinks, enlightenment is the temple.

17. Seven wines leave poems, eight wines beg for food, and nine wines leave world heritage.

18. Two or three games a day, four or five taels per meal. The wine shop is like a battlefield, give your stomach to the party.

19. Go to the countryside and take a jeep and go straight to the township government. My eyes are red from drinking, and my belly is full of food. Go back and get the subsidy, push six, two and five.

20. Two drinks a day. If you don’t drink, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk. Funny jingle excerpt 2

1. If you don’t listen or listen, you will be a bastard chanting sutras; if you don’t read or see, you will be a bastard laying eggs.

2. Who says being single is not good? Love is sincere and valuable, and freedom is more valuable. If you die single, you can throw away both.

3. I am not afraid if you scold me. I will go to Beijing to find my dad. My dad has a big trumpet and will blow your face like a baby.

4. Even if you can’t have a relationship in the future, you might as well go camping with him.

5. First-class children are blessed, second-class children are angry when they go away, third-class children are lucky, and fourth-class children are angry.

6. Brothers are like siblings, and wives are like each other.

7. Buy early and enjoy early, buy late and get more discounts.

8. Men become bad as soon as they are rich, and women become rich as soon as they become bad.

9. The boss farts, the second is not satisfied, the third reports to the police station, and the boss The fourth one was shot, the fifth one was carried, and the sixth one was buried.

10. The little brat is evil-minded. After eating the dumplings, he gets his eyeballs.

11. Posting the essence and becoming more famous than Andy Lau.

12. There are more and more entertainment, but less and less happiness; more and more food, less and less appetite; more and more cohabitation, less and less love.

13. You are water, I am sand, we will mix into mud! You are Gou and I am Cha, we are little enemies together!

14. There is a hat sitting on the body, shoes on the head, socks chewed in the mouth, mobile phone in hand, staring at the eyes, trying to find fun.

15. The dangerous building is a hundred feet high. I am in a hurry to poop. I don’t bring any paper to poop, so I have to use my fingers to wipe it off again and again. The walls are covered with feces

16. If you mess with me again, I will block you financially, isolate you politically, torture you mentally, destroy you physically, and abandon you in life.

17. Oil prices have increased, vegetable prices have increased, and house prices have increased, but wages have not increased. It is difficult to find a job, a girlfriend, and a wife. Life is really difficult.

18. The sun is shining in the sky, so I can’t sleep. The teacher is kind-hearted and his lectures are hypnotic. As long as there are no exams, there will be many sweet dreams.

19. Shanxi’s mountains, Shanxi’s water, Shanxi’s XX loves to be pretty, with a golden hook nose, a toad mouth, tiger eyes, pig butt, and a pair of bandy legs, it depends on whether you are pretty or not.

20. The eyes are big and dull, the nose is big and sucks dust, and the mouth is big and dull. . .

21. Sorry, it doesn’t matter. I will kill you first before I kill the pig tomorrow. Sorry, it doesn't matter, I'll fart to stink you to death. Sorry, it doesn’t matter, I’ll kill you on August 15th. Sorry, salute and pull your pants down. Guarantee, guarantee, promise not to study tomorrow.

22. If you are upset, I am blue; if your heart is bitter, I am sweet; if you are sad, I am happy; if your heart is cold, I am spring.

23. The first secretary follows, the second secretary writes the report, the third secretary handles outsourcing, and the fourth secretary reviews the manuscript.

24. Sitting there and burying one in a daze, and burying a bunch of people around.

25. Shandong people dare to give any gifts, Northeast people dare to accept any gifts, Beijing people dare to say anything, and Cantonese people dare to make any money.

26. You have your hard work, I have my squandering.

27. If you give it a try, the bicycle will turn into a motorcycle; if you give it a try again, the motorcycle will turn into a rice shell.

28. You are not afraid of the sky or the earth. You are just afraid that the teacher will sue your dad and your dad will use a big trumpet and blow you like a chicken.