Jokes and jokes: The things below women are the best _ laugh till your stomach hurts _ laugh till your girlfriend is happy.

There are two mosquitoes, one big and one small, discussing what is the best in the world. The older one told the younger one, "The one below the woman is the best." Little don't believe me, immediately fly to find a woman. After a while, the little mosquito came back sweating and said, "You lied to me. Just flew in and didn't eat. Suddenly, a big bug came in and tried to eat me. He spat at me when he couldn't eat me, so that I couldn't open my wings and tried to run back.