A short joke

A short joke is 2 words

A short joke is 2 words. In life, each of us will read articles, and we should read them at different times and at different ages. As the saying goes, it's never too old to learn, and learning is endless. Let's take a look at a short joke with 2 words. A short joke 1

1. I think people should keep a proper sense of distance, especially those I hate. I suggest that Yin and Yang should be separated.

2. Poverty limits me so much, why not limit my weight?

3. What is a warm man? A man who warms only one woman is a warm man, and a man who warms many women is a boiler.

4. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because you still know yourself.

5. The relationship between friends is like an electrocardiogram. Maybe when you open the other person's circle of friends, you can only see a horizontal line.

6. Swearing is just a language auxiliary word used to help me vent my emotions, which has nothing to do with my quality.

7. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or squatting outside.

8. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and even a long day is not suitable for going to work.

9. I like wasting money very much, but I have no money, so I have to choose to waste time, because time is money. A waste of time is procrastination. You see I am procrastinating on the surface, but I am actually showing off my wealth.

1. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but a lot of WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.

11. It takes only two steps to drive a girl crazy: Step one, take a picture of her. Step two, don't let her see the photos.

12. A classmate said to the teacher, "Teacher, what you teach is useless." As a result, the teacher replied, "I don't allow you to say that about yourself."

13. The so-called review is to confirm what you can't know again. You really can't.

14. There is a kind of friendship called "frozen hand friend". I will reply to your message in time no matter how cold my hand is. If I don't reply to you, it means that you are not worth freezing my hand.

15. There is really no coat like a school uniform: a mobile phone is hidden in the sleeve, a book can be put in the pocket, a pillow is rolled up, and it is spread out as a blanket, so you dare to rub it anywhere. The key is that after wearing it, everyone can be ugly evenly.

16. Life is like some people singing. The first sentence is out of tune, and then everything goes wrong.

17. Some people's looks can be appreciated, but your looks should be mainly understood.

18. When the wolf comes, the child said it three times and no one believed it. The teacher came and said it again and again, and finally found an animal more terrible than a wolf.

19. When I'm in a bad mood, I call others in the middle of the night to wake them up, and then I go to bed.

2. I used to be scolded by my teammates every day when I was playing the glory of the king. Slowly, I improved my fighting ability. Now I don't scold me, because they can't beat me.

21. I don't know if you have seen the kind of tearing textbooks and throwing them down from upstairs after the college entrance examination. The carnival scene is full of blood! I started tearing when I was excited, and I threw it down after tearing it, but I regretted it after tearing it. Why? Because I was a sophomore that year.

22. Little sister, do you think eating instant noodles often will affect your memory? I think so, because you have asked me this question for the eighth time.

23. Dad, I saw a funny joke today. Let me tell you something. Once upon a time, there was a fool who didn't say anything when someone asked him. Dad, have you heard this joke? Ah, have you told me this joke before? No.

24. Do you usually drink? I used to drink all the time, but now I don't. Last year, my dad gave me a beating. Why? Because once I came home after drinking too much, and then I told my dad that I have called you dad for so many years. Today is my birthday. Can you call me to make me happy?

25. It is said that many friends make the road easier. Do you think this sentence makes sense? I think it is enough to have two friends in life, such as Xiao Ming and Xiao Qiang. Xiao Ming is the one who is willing to lend you money. What about Xiao Qiang? If Xiaoming dares to ask me for money, I'll let Xiaoqiang beat him.

26. What was your worst dream? Once I had a nightmare, surrounded by several seniors, and was severely beaten, and then I was awakened. What happened later? Then I fell asleep again, and then they came back and said, Oh, how dare you come back?

27. What do you think moved you most about what your parents did? Once, I got acute gastroenteritis and was rushed to the hospital. Later, my father rushed over and asked me if I didn't pull my pants. It's not easy to wash

28. Excuse me, do you like small animals? I like it very much. How much do you like it? Let me tell you this, I can't miss a meal!

29. What impressed you most when your parents lied to you when you were young? When you were young, my mother told me that the honey was pulled from the bottom of a bee, and then what? Then I licked the bee's ass.

3. I heard that your status at home is not high. What do you mean, not high? It's quite low. I stand outside to pee, and I have to squat at home to pee! A short joke 2

1. I swear that all previous vows will be cancelled from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

2. In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human manners.

3. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning, and writing hard, just to help the schoolmaster come to the bottom.

4. When you speak ill of me, can you not embellish it and think it's cooking?

5. It's in my bed. I don't know whose daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law doesn't know whose bed it is!

6. The painting that got wrong at the first stroke had to be scribbled all the way.

7. Who said that the abbot was sorry for what he did? Has anyone considered the feelings of the Taoist priest?

8, demo, don't commit suicide when you see me!

9. Don't mess with me! Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't pick it off.

1. We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dung.

11. diaosi will eventually attack, and when the fungus does not return to powder.

12. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

13. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but a panda!

14. The north wind blows, and the autumn wind is cool. Whose wife keeps her room? If you are in trouble, I will help. I live next door. My name is Wang.

15. A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, indicating that she has a lover relationship.

16. Close your eyes and fantasize about growing old with you. In tears.

17. The flies in the crown are not more noble than those in the toilet.

18. I can't speak. I stutter when I see many people, like a sheep taking a shit. Please forgive me if it doesn't taste to you.

19. Sometimes I drink a little wine, and I always toss and turn in the cold moonlight. Why should I come down to earth? A short joke 3

1. Please marry me! You will be the second happiest person in the world, because you married me, and I will be the first happiest person in the world.

2. The sea is not dry and the stones are not rotten. My love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them.

3. Under the same fate, you left me. You once said, I hope that when you and I are both gray, we will still walk hand in hand in the sunset, begging me never to …

4. In previous years, I prayed to God for my happiness. Now I have you by my side. I know, happiness, I have got it. I love you!

5. It's easy to miss someone! It's hard to love someone! It is even harder to fall in love with someone you miss! God gives me a chance, I must make ...

6. The brain of the elderly under the moon is active, and the Qixi gift has specially added new fashion elements to make China mm smarter!

7. Without you, the color is single; without you, the food is tasteless; without you, I am hollow!

8. Your hesitation period has expired. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, not hate; Only laugh, don't cry.

9. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

1. It suddenly dawned on me that a woman's excellence does not lie in her appearance, money or social status. But what kind of man stood beside her

11. I never forgot those pasts, but buried them in the moonlight outside the window. When the night rises, they will rush out in droves.

12. My girlfriend asked me how to spend Tanabata. I'm playing dumb. Tanabata? Do you want to eat zongzi? She laughed at me. What kind of zongzi did she eat? ! How about eating moon cakes? !

13. One day, the Cowherd told the Weaver Girl that we couldn't meet because all the magpies were in love. Weaver said it doesn't matter, so let's send a short message!

14. What is the most depressing thing about Tanabata? It is the time when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet once a year, and the Weaver Girl has her period.

15. If you ignore me, I feel like a brother and sister riding a tandem bicycle.