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It's easier to buy a car now than to take pictures, so taking pictures is crazy!

Said someone bought a Mercedes-Benz 600, which was cool. A month later, the license plate came down and he was in a good mood.

I didn't say anything. Take the highway! 200 per hour, fun!

Suddenly I saw a tractor parked on the hard shoulder, and an old man waved the car to stop!

This guy was in a good mood, so he stopped and asked, Grandpa, what's the matter?

Old man: My car is broken. I want you to tow it away!

This guy was in a good mood and agreed. It's a miracle-Mercedes dragged his hand!

The old man added: It's a pity that your car is so good!

Tell you what, you drive slowly. I can't stand the tractor, so I turn on the right light!

If my old man can't stand it, I'll turn on the left light! Okay？

Yes, no problem! This guy drove 60 yards and got on this tractor!

I can't help it if I'm in a good mood. Sixty is not slow. From 200 to 60, I am dizzy!

Keep driving and find a BMW passing by at a speed of more than 200!

This buddy is anxious: Yating, I'm fucking afraid of you!

As he spoke, he accelerated to more than 200, completely forgetting that there was an old man behind him!

So the two cars accelerated at high speed!

The electronic police found the situation on the road! Report to headquarters-

Headquarters, found a Mercedes-Benz and a BMW car!

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