Ask a cold joke about watermelon

A watermelon field of melon farmers is visited by thieves every night. He thought for a long time and finally came up with a good idea. He wrote a sign: Warning! One of the watermelons is highly toxic!

Sure enough, I haven't lost another watermelon since the next day. But a week later, he saw an extra line on the sign.

The whole body is cold on the spot! The sign says: There are two now!

A woman gave birth to twins. One is called nipple and the other is called watermelon.

One day, I lost my nipple

The woman ran to the police station and said, "Mr. Police, Mr. Police, I dropped my nipple."

The policeman asked the woman, "How big are your nipples?"

The woman said, "My nipples are as big as watermelons."