What are the names that make you feel ridiculous?

There are many ironic names in the village.

When I was a child, there was an old man with gray eyebrows and a gray beard in the village, but his names were two girls and his brother was three girls. We all call him Enweiye and Sannv, which is quite awkward. I also asked them. Do you have another name? They said no, and then my grandmother solved the mystery for me. After his brother was born, his parents thought it best to have a son and a daughter. In order to have another daughter, their parents named the second daughter when she was still in the womb, but she was still a man after birth, but she was still called the second daughter. Then they hoped that the third one would be a woman, also called three women, and it turned out to be a man. Parents are hopeless, and the fourth child is not called four girls. Unfortunately, my parents never gave birth to a daughter again.

There is a colleague in the village five or six miles away. I remember when I was in primary school, he was in my junior class. Because it is not a grade or a class, I don't care what his name is. Many years later, we met in the mountains. At that time, we were all cutting Artemisia fertilizer for the production team and living together for a long time before I asked his name. He gave me a name that surprised me. He is called "Wolf Head". I asked him if he had any other name, but he said no, it was still written and called like this at school. I asked him why his parents gave him this name. He replied that he lived with his grandmother. I asked him if he was engaged. He replied no, I can't say anything more, because the name has affected his life, or because he is already miserable. Because we are all idle people tied to the land, we haven't seen him for a long time, or we didn't care much after seeing him. I know nothing about his later life. When answering this question, I suddenly thought of him and felt a little pity. He is probably in his seventies. I hope he will live a long and healthy life. Write a blessing here: wolves live long as totem people, and wear crowns to make them happy forever.

Naming is a very difficult thing. In rural areas with poor culture, names are very casual, and it is not surprising to call some strange names. In the past, many babies died in rural areas. For their survival and growth, they were called "Tie Prison" and "Tie Column", and some people called them "Wu Jia", "Jiayin", "Wu Geng" and "Xinmao" according to the year of birth. There are also some adopted children named Jin Cai, Jin Xue, Lai Xi and Lai Chun, but not all of them are like this. Much better now. After giving birth in the hospital, you have to write your name when you leave the hospital. Once written, it can't be changed for life. Spend a few dollars to go to the hospital gate and ask for a special name. The name is standardized.

I am here to tell a joke about naming.

There is a family named Wang in the village. Because they can't read, they gave birth to a son and called him a baby when he was born. Later, they wanted to go to kindergarten, and their parents racked their brains to name their son. Why is your son honest? He may not remember your name. Father saw a puppy in the yard. The puppy barked when he kicked his foot. The father was overjoyed and the child was scolded by the dog. The word "dog" has two meanings. One is that it is easy for dogs to remember their surnames, and the other is to remember the zodiac. Because dogs belong to dogs, it is very creative and appropriate to call dogs king. Because the dog is honest, parents are afraid that it will not be a daughter-in-law in the future. When it is a few years old, parents will be worried. It happened that there was a flood in the lower reaches of the Yellow River that year, and a couple came to the village, dragging several children along the door to beg for food. The dog's parents adopted a daughter of a beggar couple and raised the dog as a child bride. In order not to let the child miss his parents, he was given a new name, Wang.

The dog and Er Qiao didn't have a daughter until Er Qiao was 32. It happened to rain on the day when the child was born, so they named their daughter Yu. When the children grow up, Wang takes her daughter to the kindergarten to register. An aunt followed her mother and son. The aunt asked how old the child was. Er Qiao was a little annoyed. You are all intellectuals, and you asked me how old my child is, so big, standing in front of a person, and asked me how old my child is. Aunt said I asked how old the child was. Er Qiao said, I don't remember. I drew a black bar on the bedside wall for my child's birthday, but she was naughty since she was a child and has been drawing since she saw me. When we came, I counted more than 80 bars. Do you think my child can be over 80 years old? Aunt can't laugh or cry. What did the aunt say the child's last name was? Said her father's surname was dog and my surname was Joe. What do you think the child should have? Aunt said that's your first name, not your last name. Er Qiao had a brainwave, a barking dog. I remember the child's surname is Wang Mengyu. Aunt asked Yu Meng that she didn't know when he was born. Er Qiao said that I can't remember the year, but I still remember the date, which was 65438+May 32. Aunt said there are twelve months in a year at most, and thirty-one days in January at most. Why are there 65438+May 32 days? Er Qiao said that this child sings about the moon all day. I thought she was born in May. Oh! I remember that I was thirty-two years old when I gave birth to her.

What day did auntie say? Er Qiao said, I remember very clearly. It was a rainy day. Aunt asked Meng Meng what day it was today. Er Qiao said that there was no need to ask, that is, the rainy day. Aunt said you think again, Er Qiao stepped forward and scratched his head. Aunt said, why did you scratch my head? Er Qiao said, I heard people say that when I scratched my head, I remembered. Aunt said that a good sister can only scratch her own head, not others'.

Er Qiao said, that summer night, I was bitten by a mosquito and my leg was itchy, so I kept scratching. Later, I woke up my husband's dog, scratched his leg and bled. I didn't know that I scratched my leg again until you said so.

For a long time, Er Qiao said with emotion that he finally got the hang of it when he met this man today. Don't scratch your legs, let alone your head!

Just name one.

There is a man in our team who is still my cousin. We all call him "Pony". Because he belongs to a horse, he is named pony. This pony has been calling until now. He is 67 years old. People will call him pony when they see him. After all, the pony is too old to shout. Rural customs, according to the younger generation to call him, "XX Dad", or "Cousin Pony" and so on. It's embarrassing anyway.

Strange to say, my cousin is used to being called "pony". I am confused myself. His surname is strange, rare, easy, easy and rare, right? He works in a company. What does the company call him? Call him Yi. He ignores others! ? ! Thought it wasn't him Few people in the production team know his name. I know his name in the household registration book because I am an accountant of the production team and register my household registration. Of course, this name must be on the ID card.

In rural areas, many people's nicknames have become big names. There were many grandmothers who registered their accounts in those years, and they didn't have names. Some kind of surname. Some dialects don't even know how to write. Of course, this will not happen now. My cousin's name is Karazi, which means very small. No way, according to the meaning, I took a "little girl" and called it Zhu. I didn't expect the little girl to be all right. Remember Wang? )

My big mother, aunt and several others. It was that registration that I gave them a name in the household registration book. It's been a long time now, and I have forgotten what I named it at that time. Hey-hey-hey

Some nicknames used by villagers are really ridiculous. However, everyone thinks that the lower the name, the better the child can be raised. Therefore, everyone will give their children nicknames at will. You call them, and he calls them. Not strange, but also very kind!

Some children are called cats and dogs, some girls are called ugly clowns, some are called pig exchange, donkey exchange, dog leftovers, and several women have been born at home. Finally, they have a baby, so they named him Mao Shao because he is too expensive.

In the past, people had many children. The first child has a name, and all the children born later have their own names. For example, the first child is called Fu Gui, the second child is called Ergui, the third child is called Sangui, and the children born later are called Sigui, Wugui and Liugui.

Other names are more casual, the big one is called big nest, the second one is called second nest, the third one is called third nest, and so on, and several children are called several nests.

This way of calling children has its advantages. People know who he is when they hear his name.

The same is true for girls, eldest, second, third, fourth and fifth. ...

The avenue is invisible, and the people seem to have no culture. In fact, many profound truths have been dissolved and transformed into easy-to-understand spoken language in daily life, and so have nicknames.

Giving children a vulgar nickname shows the love of parents, and it is precisely because it is easy to understand, easy for everyone to accept, and easy to get the message.

After several years, relatives still call them nicknames. How does it feel?

I want to ask you, what other strange nicknames do you know that make people feel kind?

As soon as I saw this problem, I was happy. Which expert wrote it? This name is very strange, mainly in the early countryside. Let me tell you the truth I know.

When I was a child, I heard from the old man that the more unlucky the name is, the more smelly it is, and the better it is for the child to grow up. It is said that even ghosts are afraid of him. One of my cousins and three sons, both born in the 1950s, are my peers. The eldest son is called tiger, the second is called fox, and the third is called thorn accusation. But God didn't let his family be safe. One of them died in a car accident more than ten years later.

There are many people with the color of the times, such as those born during the Cultural Revolution. This is too much, and everyone knows it. Let's not talk about it. Let me tell you a true story. My hometown is an uncle in a nearby hospital. I know his family has a high composition. His eldest daughter, 50 years old, is called Hatred. When I met her, her name was Sister Hatred. The other two are both post-50s. The eldest is called Dog Hate, and the second is called medon. In the front and back yards of our two families, 1978, when the land was rich and the Rightists were rehabilitated, I took the radio to let menstruation listen to the good news. My aunt cried. I want to ask her what happened to Zi Ming, but I'm afraid the old man will be sad and afraid to ask. Nowadays, these strange names no longer exist in the countryside.

In the past, people were uneducated and superstitious, and the names of the old people in the village were ridiculous. For example, men are called "dog egg", "cat egg" and "eldest daughter".

Now people are literate, but they are often thoughtless and can't see clearly one thing after another. For example, I used to have a neighbor's daughter named "Yang Wei". There is a boy named "Zhang Huan" in our village.

Nowadays, parents are really particular about naming their children. They look up books, look up dictionaries and refer to the names of famous movie stars. Some parents even spent money to find a name company and gave their baby an unusual name in the world, which was strong and dazzling.

In the past, children had names. The first name is better and more elegant. There are all kinds of nicknames. Some people think that the lower the name, the higher the support. Some people think that when children open the door, they should call whatever they see at first sight. When I went to the countryside, I met many children. What are their names? Dog eggs, dog leftovers, cat's eyes, calves, horns, such despicable names, good to feed. I also hope to have food and drink at home, such as Man Cang, full meal, full table, Sixi and Laiwang. Some people are going to open the door to announce good news. When they opened the door, the first thing they saw was something in the yard, called Kuang Luo, shovel, iron column and Daejeon. The girls' names are Ya Dan, Niu Niu, Dong Mei, Er Ya and San Ya.

Famous, I remember when I was at school, there was a boy named Wang Ershi in my class. We all call him Wang Erdan (another pronunciation of stone), and his brother is Wang Baoshi. When he was born in poor health, his parents gave him a name at will, and the name Erdan accompanied him all his life.

One by one, some people have nicknames, people are used to his nicknames, and even don't call him by his real name. There was a master who was a warehouse keeper. His eyes are round and small, so everyone calls him "soybean". When we first entered the factory, we all respected the old workers. When we went to the warehouse to get things, we shouted "Master Huang", and he also promised this "Master Huang" to tell him to retire. I don't remember his real name either.

There is a lesbian at work. When she speaks, all her five senses move. Everyone calls her the old demon. When the couple saw her, they also paid tribute to her. This nickname has been with her all her life.

Sometimes, boys' names are a little feminine. Two boys next door, one is Li Hua and the other is Mars, which sounds like a girl's name. Actually, the meaning of these two words is really good.

The name is actually a person's code name, but it also reflects the characteristics of an era.

When I was in college, a classmate named Jia Mingren was called "Jia (fake)" by my classmates.

There is a director in my work unit, surnamed Yang Mingwei, who is called "Chu Yang" and "Viagra" when joking.

Absolutely not fiction!

The mere mention of naming makes people laugh! There are all kinds of names. Let's talk about Guan surname first. We have many names. I remember that when primary school freshmen reported for duty, there were about a dozen children in a village, all accompanied by their parents. At that time, the household registration system had not yet started. Children's names are nicknames, ox and dog, white girl and black girl. The teacher at the registration office asked for an elegant one, and the first one was a girl. She has a word generation, probably because of this word reminder. Secondly, she said that you are in charge of the township, and I am in charge of the county, followed by the province and the country. The last one seems to have picked up a baby, so my son took the single name as Guan Quan. Let's start with a Wang. Wang has a word generation. In grade three, there was a student named Wang Zuoren. The parents of the enrolled students named their children Wang Zuoren. What's your name? Why are you homophonic with him? One day in the second year, Wang Zuoren's mother passed away. The news of Wang Zuoren's mother's death reached the school, which made Wang Zuoren cry: "He is a tiger! I am such a mother! At this moment, Wang Zuoren said, "You scared me to death. Bless me! "! What happened afterwards? These two students have poor grades, are naughty and are often criticized. All the teachers say that you two are really "wasting your lives"! So this fooled nickname has always been with them.

When I first joined the work, I met a strange name. 22 years old, working with several female colleagues in the unit. All the women are married, but I am the only one who is unmarried. One of the chubby female colleagues in her early thirties was reading a newspaper when she burst into laughter. I asked what makes you so ridiculous. My female colleague pointed to the newspaper and said to me, look, I read the newspaper, there is nothing ridiculous! The female colleague smiled and said, look at the author's name. When I saw these names, they were really strange. One is Qiu Changmao and the other is Pi Changming. Because I was unmarried at that time, I blushed when I saw the names of these two people. Some female colleagues stooped in shame and laughed at me. Although more than 20 years have passed, I still remember it deeply.

Later, I met all kinds of wonderful names in my work, such as: Yang Sixty-one Army, Snake Generation Village, Zhang Gouwa, Wang Banlian, Ouyang Goushao and so on, but only the chubby female colleague when I was young.

In 20 14, when I was taking my driver's license test, there was a girl's name when I introduced the pre-test items in the driving school hall, which was quite memorable. When the staff called the roll, a name was called, and there was laughter in the hall. The girl's surname is Jia and her name is Tianzhen.

Jia Tianzhen