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romantic master
Author: holding a sword and asking for heaven
The first chapter happened in the mountains
Last revision date: August 29th, 2008 13: 14: 02 words: 322 1
"ah!"
With a scream, a figure fell from the sky in a perfect parabola and landed on a cliff that didn't look very high. How do you say it's not high? Well, listen to that cry, will it soon be replaced by a bang! ! ! !
At the same time, on the other side of the cliff, in a white BMW, a good-looking girl was sobbing in a low voice, only to see that her clothes were messy, as if she had just done some kind of exercise!
Next to her is a man who looks like the second ancestor on TV. The man is smoking a cigarette, with a face of enjoyment, one hand on the window and the other hand on the girl's neck, with a slight contemptuous smile on his mouth.
Girl, oh, it should be said that it is a woman. The woman seems to be saying to herself, "You've got me. Why do you want to stimulate him like this? Why? "
The man's mouth turned up as if he were disdainful. He raised his hand, took a cigarette, looked up deeply and spit out a smoke ring: "I want him to know that he will die with me, drive!" "
Say that finish, throw the cigarette out of the window with one hand! Bang, the BMW drove away, leaving only a smoke of gasoline! There was a woman's faint cry.
Time goes back to about an hour ago.
In the same place, a boy, with a gray shirt washed black or white and a pair of jeans washed white, dragged a pair of slippers in the market for 5 yuan and told us that he was poor! (At least for now)
Now look at the boy's face. He was so happy that he couldn't shut his mouth, narrowed his eyes and smiled all over his face. His name is Liu Feng, 17 years old, and he is a sophomore in nearby xx Middle School. This mountain is called Yangzi Mountain, only 300 meters high.
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