Extra-long joke

Under the scorching sun, a fat MM is walking in the street.

Walking, she suddenly found herself closely following a boy she didn't know.

Fat MM turned to ask the boy.

What can I do for you?

The boy said politely.

"No, thank you. I just like to walk in the shadow that the sun can't shine. "

Dad set a food standard for his son:

Eat rice at 80 points; 70 points to eat steamed bread; 60 points to eat noodles; Drink porridge if you fail; If you want to eat jiaozi, you must get more than 90 points!

The final exam, the composition topic is "ideal", the son wrote:

My dream this semester is to eat jiaozi. But I clearly know that the level of eating steamed bread all the year round and occasionally drinking porridge is far from the standard of eating jiaozi.