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What are the jokes caused by typos?

I had an experience when I was a child. As long as I read words I don't know, I will have 60% to 70% correct pronunciation. Like swimming, chanting and delta? Never? , what is this called? Half the lies? . But there is another 30% or 40%. If you press? Admit half? Old experience will become a special word for Mr. There is a story that satirizes Mr. Biezi: someone (Mr. Biezi) is fascinated by a book. A friend asked him: What book are you reading? A: Shuihu (Xu).

The friend was puzzled and asked what characters were written in the book. Answer: There is a Li Kui jy (big) and two axes (dad), and there are 10,000 people (men) who dare to do wrong; Only friends can know that someone is watching the Water Margin. ? Is this joke made up to satirize those? No, sir? Yes, it's a bit out of line not to encourage you, because you read nonsense as? Xu? , losing people? Da? It is entirely possible for an axe to be pronounced as? Dad? , bravely read it? A man? Unlikely. However, under certain conditions, it is wrong to read the original sound of a word. Admit half? On the contrary, it is right. For example, the place name Tanhu Island should be pronounced Tanhu (Xu) instead of Tanhu (Tiger). ?

They say the beach is read as the beach? Xu? It was also caused by Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty. According to legend, in the 28th year of Kangxi (1689), Emperor Kangxi attached great importance to island development during his southern tour, and named Huang Dalai, the company commander of Dinghai Town at that time, as his escort. He personally asked Huang Da about Zhoushan several times. Huang told Kangxi that after Putuo Mountain Temple was in disrepair, Kangxi gave him 1,200 pieces of silver and ordered him to repair the two temples before and after Putuo Mountain. Huang Da also brought an old chronicle to introduce the geographical environment of seamounts according to the illustrations in the chronicle. Kangxi listened with relish and wanted to read while looking at the picture. Zhoushan, Daishan, Yushan and Yangshan? Tan Hu (Xu)? .

Huang Dalai and the ministers present knew that Kangxi read other words? Read the beach as a beach? Xu? Yes But because the emperor's mouth is golden, it is wrong for the emperor to open it. So, not only did no one come out to correct it, but they also followed Kangxi to read Shanghai as a beach? Xu? And tell the residents near Tanhu Island that only beach reading is allowed in Tanhu in the future? Xu? . So local residents have been looking after it. Until the 1960s, when I went to Tanhu Island to develop fishery production, islanders still called their islands beaches. Xu? .