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A film by Pan Changjiang.
● Title: personals, Decai Yang
Producer: Song Zude
Director: Haitao Feng
Starring: Pan Changjiang
Lin Zhao (also known as Zhao Ziqi)
zude song
south of the Yangtze River
Yu Zhen
Produced by: Guangdong Song Zude Film and Television Culture Communication Co., Ltd.
Release: Guangdong Songzhumei Audio-visual Products Co., Ltd.
Type: comedy
Release date: 65438+February 2005
Recommended index: ★★★★☆.
● Introduction
Decai Yang worked hard in big cities since childhood and became the boss of a large real estate company by his own efforts. Although he is worth over 100 million yuan, he is still alone at the age of 38 because he knows nothing about fashion and is not good at dealing with women. In order not to worry his mother who lives in the country, he always lied to her that he was married, but the old lady didn't know what was going on, saying that she would go to town to see her daughter-in-law in a month.
Anxious Decai Yang decided to spread out his hands and find a woman to play daughter-in-law to fool his mother, in order to muddle through. However, the people who came back made Decai Yang laugh and cry ... In desperation, Decai Yang had to go to the marriage agency and promised to pay a lot of money as long as he could find the right person. When the big business came, Wang Chengen, the boss, immediately sent Liu Yingxiu, who had the strongest ability to handle affairs, instructing him to do things by hook or by crook at any cost.
Fast sleeve quickly arranged several blind date opportunities. Decai Yang, however, has no taste in clothes, speaks rustically and hides his identity. He always makes a chicken fly a dog to jump on a date and is full of jokes ... After repeated efforts, some disheartened Decai Yang intends to give up. Wang Can Cheng En let the big fish get away? He secretly instructed Liu Yingxiu. If Decai Yang is really muddy and can't help the wall, he will have to come up with a killer. ...
● Ending song
Xu Wei, time.
Low Yang Decai and sleeve surplus in BMW radio episode and Yang Decai, Fangfang's wedding, sleeve surplus cell phone rings:
Jiang Yuheng, "The Core of Performance"
● Movie classic dialogue
Marriage girl: Do you have an Audi A4?
Yang: No.
Marriage girl: Do you have four rooms and two halls?
Yang: No.
The woman's face changed greatly: Forget it, how can we go for a ride without A4? Without a four-bedroom and two-bedroom house, where does our nanny live?
Decai Yang was helpless and told her with a depressed face: I live on the third floor now. Nanny can live in any room on the second floor or the first floor. A * * * has seven bedrooms, which is enough for her. Well, I really don't have an Audi, but after I get rid of my BMW, I can buy an Audi to support domestic products.
● Main lineup
Pan Changjiang, the hero of this film, is a comedian deeply loved by the audience. His representative sketches "Bridge", "Crossing the River" and "A Stamp" are award-winning works of CCTV Spring Festival Evening. Starring in the movies Desperate Saburo, Sanfu, Flying Tigers, I Love You Tomorrow, Fans Obsessed and Court Cockfighting; Starring in 27 episodes of the series "Story of Rainy Days" and 20 episodes of the series "Children of the Eight Banners", MTV starring in "Crossing the River" won the gold medal in the China Music and Television Competition.
The heroine Zhao Lin has starred in TV series Farewell to Vancouver, Back to Shanghai, The Battle of Genes, Video, Proposal, Paradise, Blood in the Sunset, etc. , and won the fourth China TV art "Double Top Ten" Top Ten Actors. ...
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