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My girlfriend's best friend said that your wife is mine tonight. How to answer with high emotional intelligence?

Tell her tonight is yours, but don't be too tired. Remember to return it to me tomorrow. I want to treasure it! It's not difficult to borrow it again. Anyway, it's just a joke with her. Women usually play jokes on each other. I wonder if it's the same between you men?

Tell her tonight is yours, but don't be too tired. Remember to return it to me tomorrow. I want to treasure it! It's not difficult to borrow it again. Anyway, it's just a joke with her. Women usually play jokes on each other. I wonder if it's the same between you men?