Write a little joke in English?

"Do you believe in life after death?" The boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, sir." The recruit replied. "Well, then, everything is fine," the boss continued. "Yesterday after you left early to attend your grandmother's funeral, she dropped in to see you.

"Do you believe that people can be reborn after death?" The boss asked one of his employees.

I believe it, sir. The employee who just started working replied.

Oh, that's good. The boss continued.

"After you left work early yesterday to attend your grandmother's funeral, her old man came to see you."