The funniest cold joke Zhihu full version.

So he kept scratching.

Then it caught fire.

Xiaoming cried.

Dad touched her head and said, "be good, don't cry." In the future, dad will take you to the vegetable market to watch others eat sugar. "

A naked man took a taxi and happened to meet a female taxi driver. The driver kept staring at him, and the man was unhappy: "You have never seen a naked man." The female driver said, "I fucking see you pay from there!" "

Opening/original poster

I have to look at my family treasure, all of it.

Adopt it.