Humorous brain teasers of primary school students

A first-grade female teacher was recently troubled by one of his students.

The teacher asked, "What's the matter with you?"

The student replied, "I'm so smart. The first grade is too easy for me." I am smarter than my sister, but she is in grade three. I think I should also be in grade three! "

The teacher has had enough of him. So she took the students to the principal's office.

She explained the situation of the students to the headmaster.

The headmaster suggested giving the students a test. If he answers any questions wrong, he should stay in the first grade. The teacher agreed.

The student was called into the office, and the teacher explained to him what the headmaster meant, and the student agreed.

Principal: "How much is 3 times 3?" Student: "9" Principal: "What is 6 times 6?" Student: "36"

In this way, the headmaster asked a lot of questions in grade 3, and the students got them right.

So the principal said to the student's teacher, "I think he can go to class in the third grade."

The student's teacher said, "Let me ask him some questions."

Both the principal and the students agreed.

Teacher: "What Dongdong Niu has four and I only have two?"

Student: "Legs."

Teacher: "What's in your pants that I don't have?" The headmaster was very surprised at the questions raised by the intern teacher. Why did she ask these questions? The headmaster thinks. )

Student: "Pocket."

Teacher: "What starts with C and ends with T, with a lot of hair, oval shape and intoxicating milky liquid?"

The headmaster's eyes opened wide, trying to stop the teacher from asking more questions.

The student replied, "Coconut."

Teacher: "What is red and hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out?"

Student: "Bubble gum."

Teacher: "What do men do when standing, what do women do when sitting, and what do dogs do with three legs?"

Student: "Shake hands."

The teacher thought for a moment and said, "Now I ask you some questions about' Guess what I am', OK?"

Student: "OK!"

Teacher: "You stick a stick in me, put me on it, and then hold me. I was soaked before that. "

Student: "Tent."

Teacher: "Fingers will get into me. You will play with me when you are unhappy. The best man will always have me. "

Student: "Wedding ring."

Teacher: "there are big and small things that enter me." When I feel uncomfortable, I will drip. You will feel very comfortable when you blow it for me. "

Student: "Nose."

Teacher: "I have a hard pole." My head can be inserted with other things. Then, that thing will tremble all over. "

Student: "Arrow."

Teacher: "What word starts with F and ends with K, which has exciting meaning?"

Student: "Fire engine."

When the teacher's question was finally finished, the headmaster breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Let the students go to the fifth grade. I answered all the ten questions you just asked wrong. "

Excerpts from primary school students' articles (hilarious articles)

1. sports meeting 100 meters finally started, and the students ran out like stray dogs.

2. The PLA uncles crawled forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground.

3. I have a classmate, neither tall nor short, 1.76 meters above, 1.78 meters below ... "My junior high school classmate's work. ...

When I was a child, my teacher stipulated that I should keep a diary of more than 200 words. At that time, a team leader came to check the number of words. A man in my group wrote: "Today, my mother asked me to go out to buy food. I asked how much it was a catty. The vegetable seller said 5 points, and I said, "It's really cheap, it's really cheap, it's really cheap ..." The group leader counted four words missing, and the man added them at the back.

5 ................ My teacher is a little fat, with a big head, big eyes, a big nose and even a big mouth. This teacher .............. is very friendly to people. He wears a pair of color-changing glasses, like a giant panda. ...

6. Do you remember > Really? At that time, the teacher asked us to imitate this and write a composition about * * * ... A classmate wrote this: My mother has a white belly and bulging eyes ~ ~

7. I once peeked at a girl's composition. The coldest thing is: if I become a nurse in the future, I will treat patients like a lover.

8. When I was a child, a classmate wrote a sentence in his composition: "One foot splashed in the water", and the teacher asked him to read it in public.

9. I came to the TV and turned it on!

10. I wrote in junior high school: "Guoqiang (one of my classmates) is sitting on a stool with a butt as big as a pumpkin in the field and Dajie underwear under his clothes." The teacher read me out in class and said that I described it vividly. After class, I was beaten by that classmate. ...

1 1. At the end of the primary school composition, we must write: We are a cross-century generation, and we must make our motherland more prosperous and strong for the sake of * * *. Otherwise, we won't get high marks.

12. On a dark night, tadpoles in the pond are basking in the sun!

13. The first day of the classmate's diary: I went to my mother's office today and had a good time. The next day: I went to my mother's office yesterday and had a good time. Day 3: Today, I remembered that I went to my mother's office the day before yesterday and had a good time.

14. Mom stewed a pot of ribs. Dad said, "Please don't move". Mom got angry and said, "I'll let you chew"!