Quotations of funny classic jokes are popular on the Internet.

Joke is an artistic language, taken from life, so it is easy to understand and always makes us laugh. I have carefully arranged the following contents for you. I hope you like it.

1 Love is an elevator, which goes up and down in the heart and in and out of the body.

You scold, you continue to scold, tell me when you have enough, and I'll go to bed first.

Life is like being * * *, if you can't resist it, enjoy it!

This world is so unreasonable! It's okay. Geography is fine.

5 What is loneliness? It's just that I charged 50 yuan for the phone bill, and it hasn't been used for three months!

I don't know why people are alive, so I am still alive.

I'll try my best to save money to buy an ATM.

Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.

9 fart yourself and let others smell it

10 Although I don't know you as well as L 'Oré al Paris, your benefits are full.

Quotations from funny classic jokes popular on the Internet.

1 Stuck by horns, all stabbed to death by horns!

Those who love me don't love, and those who don't love me kick to death. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible.

The beauty queen of that year is now a joke!

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on my body, so I became the Great Wall.

Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.

Sorry, your smell is too strong, and I look too weak.

7 hands are cold, and my heart is naturally awkward. The routine is deep, who is serious.

8 girls buy clothes, just like chewing shows, they can't stop!

Fish live in the tears of water, but die in the arms of the chopping board.

10 has too many external bacteria. I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

11* * Like crops in the south, we plant three crops a year without rest.

12 people have a background, and I have a background.

13 falling off the net is not terrible, but falling off one by one is terrible.

Never hang yourself from a tree. Try a tree nearby.

15 Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not handsome.

16 sanitary napkins are so expensive, can we afford them during menstruation?

17 Don't try to teach pigs to sing, or you will make them unhappy!

I'm sorry I didn't attend your wedding. I will go next time.

Women nowadays are really great. Unconsciously pregnant, there is a child without a father!

Write whatever you write, that is, will you believe it? What? You really believe it, how so naive!

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1 The road of life is like * * *, there is no road that you have not chosen.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

3. Mixed society is a physical activity, paying attention to four lessons: flash and prance.

The most beautiful thing is not the face, but the eyes that move you.

Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

I swear I'll chop my hands if I surf the internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

9 I usually read books because I am curious, and I read books before exams because I have a desire to survive.

10 What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.

1 1 You have given up her who is not good enough for the time being. When she changes, please get as far away as possible.

12 The other half didn't score, only two people scored!

13 incense, drinking more than 700 million people a year, the body can circle the earth twice together.

14 all loves, I pulled an almond out of the wall.

15 boss, is there a Nestle? Give me a bottle of Youlemei.

16 the most tragic thing is that the rebellious period meets menopause.

17 Some things, from another angle, are another kind of mood.

18 Some people are even more terrible than ghosts!

19 You ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, and his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

How time flies! We've known each other for a year in 335 days.

2 1 that day, I had a whim to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!

After all, behind the scenes, our imagination is richer, and it is harder to imagine.

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I went astray and became a tease.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them.

Managing your strengths well can add value to your life; Managing your shortcomings will devalue your life.

I don't listen to things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

Women are used to spoil, men are used to smoke.

If you cannot play with life, life will play with you.