Have some humorous jokes.

Xiao Ming and his father said, Dad, I'm so cold. Dad: Then stand in the corner. Xiaoming: Why? Dad: Because the angle is 90 degrees. 2. One day, a toothpick was walking on the road. Later, it saw the hedgehog coming. The toothpick waved and shouted, Bus! 3. The wife asked her husband, "If I am crazy, will you still love me?" The husband said firmly, "Love!" The wife pondered for a while and said sadly, "You really love my appearance!" " "4. I remember that there was a buddy sleeping in the last row during self-study in high school. I woke up suddenly, and then turned off the lights to sleep. At that time, the whole class looked silly. My brother went to a friend's house, and there was a German shepherd at home. Good for everyone. I just saw my brother bite his toe. When he came back (in summer), my brother vaccinated the dog every day. A week later, he went to a friend's house. No German shepherd. He asked: Where is the dog? The friend looked at his brother with sad eyes and said, dead. He died after he bit you. . 6. Boys will confess from time to time in the downstairs of the university. One way is to put many bright hearts of candles downstairs, and then shout "XXX, I love you!" "Every time the girls in the building scream, Mr. A lost the big adventure tonight and was called to the simulation site downstairs. Only three words are allowed. Give him a heart-shaped candle and let him stand in it. Everybody get out of the way. He is shy by nature and refuses to speak. Upstairs, the girls found several windows waiting for people to see, and some even cheered him on. As a result, he looked up and shouted "sell ~ ~ wax ~ ~ candles ~ ~" for a long time. 7. One day, the penguin went to play with the polar bear. After walking for 20 years, I suddenly thought that the door was open, so I went home for another 20 years and closed it, and then I came for another 40 years. The polar bear said: well, let's go to your house to play! 8. Q: Why do geese fly to the south for the winter? Answer: Because walking is too tiring. . . Tired. . . Yes . . 9 .. One day, a mother and a fly had lunch together. The son asked the mother fly, Why do we eat shit every day? Mother fly said angrily, don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot! ! 10 ... Wolf cubs are born vegetarian. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, boy! Hand over the carrots!