I once read a joke. Several people invited their sister to dinner. They want to make her sick and prepare something. They are going to pretend to vomit and then eat it back.

One weekend, three other people in the dormitory went out to play cs all night, and I made an appointment with a plmm to drink and eat in the dormitory. This mm often comes to our dormitory and is familiar with everyone, so she is very open. Besides, I like this lovely mm pl, and I feel very happy to chat with her, so both of them unconsciously drank too much until the dormitory was locked. Anyway, they couldn't go, so they continued to drink and chat until they fell asleep on the table unconsciously. I was woken up by mm in the middle of the night, and I looked at her sleepily. MM said she wanted to go to the bathroom. No wonder, after drinking so much at night, I will definitely want to release my memory. I told her that the toilet was at the end of the corridor when she went out, but there was only a men's toilet in the boys' dormitory. She shook her head and said not to go to the men's room for fear of being seen. I thought about it, or I'll find a corner of the corridor to solve it. That's what we usually do. She frowned and pursed her mouth and shook her head like a rattle, saying that she would rather go to the men's room than die. What should we do? It's really troublesome ... I'm a little embarrassed. I suddenly thought of a solution that we are sometimes too lazy to go out, so I picked up a leftover beer bottle and handed it to her, telling her that she could use it first and throw it away tomorrow. She thought about it and said nothing, and seemed to agree with this method. But instead of reaching for the bottle, she just blushed and bit her lip, looked at the bottle and then looked at me? Yes, girls are different from boys, so it is impossible to aim at such a small bottle mouth, I think. I looked around and my eyes rested on the shelf near the corner door. I found a big space cup under the shelf. It looks dirty and should have never been used. So I handed her the cup, and she nodded and motioned me to leave for a while. I just wanted to go to the bathroom, so I went out and closed the door. After two steps, she remembered that she had drunk too much, and always felt a little uneasy, so she quietly went back to the window and looked through the gap in the curtain. Mm puts the cup on the stool, lifts the skirt with her legs apart, puts the cup in the skirt, then holds it with her hands, closes her eyes and relaxes. It seems that there should be no problem ... thinking about it, I turned and went to the toilet. Knowing that girls are slow to respond, just in case, after the convenience, I turned around in the corridor for a long time before going back. I knocked on the door and didn't respond, so I pushed the door and went in, only to find that she was lying asleep on the table again. I smiled, shook my head, woke her up and helped her sleep in my bed. After the arrangement, I yawned and felt sleepy. I didn't think much, so I went to sleep in the old four's bed. So I slept until the next morning when they came back to wake us up. The boss looked at the pile of bottles and said, honey, how much did you drink ... I yawned and sat up, and mm got up and cut her messy hair. The second child jumped into bed and fell asleep. She seemed too tired to play last night. The fourth child went to the shelf, picked up a glass of water, unscrewed the lid, and then drank loudly. -Wow, is this broken water ... Lao Si took a few sips and found something was wrong. The boss took the cup and smelled it. His brow wrinkled: the water has gone bad, so he can't drink it, and it will fall down ...-Ah, that ... MM suddenly covered her mouth, blushed and bowed her head. What happened? I didn't sleep well. I think she's a little sick. I patted her on the head and said, come on, I'll take you home first, and then you can get some sleep. ... on the way to send her back, she suddenly attached something to my ear, and I almost vomited-it turned out that old four took the waterfall sweat that she used conveniently last night in the morning ... It was cold in the Arctic ... I was sweating all over ... On the way back, I decided not to tell old four ... God, I thought the cup containing washing powder was so dirty that it turned out to be old four's cup. It seems that we really need to pay attention to personal hygiene ... I began to be glad that it wasn't my own cup ... but then I always felt sorry for my fourth. Finally, one morning I couldn't help telling him that poor fourth had been holding the wall for a long time and had no appetite for several days. Afterwards, every time mm looked back, she felt shy, funny and guilty. We also decided to change our living habits and bad style. Later, everyone's living habits have changed a lot, which is a good thing in retrospect. We all joked that we really thanked mm, except for the fourth child, who still felt cheated. He has to find a way to have a good mm, so ... This is something that only a dormitory like ours can do. I don't know where I learned this idea. I bought some spicy tofu from the school cafeteria, mashed it, put some ham or something, poured some seaweed and egg drop soup, and mashed it into a thin paste. At first glance, it looks like vomit. -* *, disgusting, what are you doing with this! Everyone was dissatisfied with Lao Si's dirty behavior, so Lao Si began to tell us his plan: invite mm out for dinner at some time, put these disgusting things in plastic bags and hide them in clothes in advance, pretend to be drunk when eating, then throw them away, and then … eat them back … The effect must be very chaotic …-Wow … At this point, the bedding is already full of vomit. But it's interesting to think about it. I really want to know what effect it will have after doing it. I thought it would be exciting, so I began to prepare this plan together ... According to the arrangement, four people in the dormitory invited mm out for dinner on weekend nights, and the boss with that huge disgusting thing kept drinking. We've been watching each other, ready to move. Suddenly, the boss "wow", a pile of paste spit in front of him, and a big bowl of mm was shocked by the sudden situation. We looked at the boss in some surprise, and the other three winked at each other. At the same time, we picked up spoons and scrambled to scoop the contents of that bowl into our mouths-wow *, we can't spit it out if we don't eat it. What a waste. As we ate and talked, mm immediately covered her mouth and looked at us in surprise, which made us sick. People at the nearby dinner table also looked at us with the eyes of aliens. No matter how much, keep eating. Old four specially scooped a spoonful and handed it to mm: It's delicious. Would you like some ... Poor mm immediately got up and ran to the bathroom. I believe we must go crazy and spit. Not only did we all laugh, but we also smacked our lips while eating. By the way, several people at the next table also went to the bathroom-haha, it was so enjoyable and exciting. Old four giggled as he said. It seems that he retaliated this time-wait ... The second child seems to have found something, which is a little ... I also feel a little awkward. He picked up a piece of tomato skin and asked, Did we put tomatoes in these things? The three of them felt wrong and looked at the boss together-oh, no ... The boss said, and took out the unopened package from his arms: I really threw up, and before I could tell you, you just ... suddenly, a big stone with four characters of "bolt from the blue" fell from the sky and knocked us to the ground-wow ~ ~ ~ ~ We threw up wildly. After that, several of us and mm lost their appetite for a long time, and it didn't take long for everyone to lose weight. Maybe only mm doesn't mind: it's just icing on the cake, just to make the slim figure thinner …