Folk songs and jokes

A: Hello everyone! Alas ~ today, I want to report a big news to you. I have decided to quit the record player industry. Now, taking the opportunity of reform and opening up, I want to speak for the traditional culture of China! For example, I recently fell in love with China's plays! Here is an explanation given by Susan.

"Susan left hongtong county, will come to the front of the street.

I'll be miserable before I speak. The former gentlemen listened to me.

Who will go to Nanjing to deliver a letter to Saburo? (b) Michael Jackson's spacewalk (I)

Just say that Susan took her life and became a dog and a horse in the afterlife. I want to repay her. A is influenced by B, but she won't sing while dancing Michael Jackson's steps.

What are you doing? Look, you messed up my dance?

B: Dance! Watch my jazz dance. I can keep the whole scene.

A: What's the hurry? If it is, it will be better for our traditional drama! What are you doing here today?

B: Huh? Nowadays, with the reform and opening up, foreign culture has been introduced into China. I also come to speak for a culture, but I want to speak for foreign pop culture.

A: Yo ~ You're the only one, and a bunch of people usually say, "Hmm! Huh? Oh! Huh? " Come down quickly, don't make a fool of yourself, listen to me, our traditional culture in China is good!

B: Our foreign pop culture is also good. We are at war. We have Julius Caesar.

A: We have Genghis Khan.

We have a mermaid princess.

We have white snakes.

B Let's go for coffee.

A we pinxiangming

B We have Tom and Jerry.

We have jubilant and big wolf.

B We have Grandet!

A: Then we still have Yan Jiansheng! Go, go, go. What? Why do misers compare? !

B: Anyway, our foreign pop culture is not bad! Otherwise, let's race!

A: OK! In order to convince you to lose, we have to play three rounds!

Sure ~ What did we compare in the first round?

A: Huh? I heard that you are the best at singing? Why don't we sing in the first round?

B: No ~ Everyone knows you can't sing a tune!

Well, let's avoid your weakness. You choose. The first time, will you sing or sing first?

B: Of course. . Huh?

Let's play again!

(Poker Face B plays lady gaga and pretends to sing)

(Pretending that Sister Liu sings folk songs) Eh ~ How can you lip-synch! Hey! Alaro ~ We support real singing. Hey ~ Alaro

B: Hello! Hello everyone! I'm lady gaga! Hello! Third sister, Liu! Today, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!

A: I agree! The sun comes out like a wolf ~ there is no moon, see how you kill me, hahaha!

I have many fans and albums in your China.

A: Eh ~ Let me ask you a few questions ~ Why does the cloth keep cutting ~ Eh! Yararo

I know. Of course, the waterfall has been cutting.

A: Wrong! Alas ~ Lu Bu, Lu Bu kept chopping! Hey hey, next question, why does pangolin cross the mountain?

B: Dig a hole!

A: Wrong! Alas ~ pangolins are looking for mountains! Hey, ya, la, Luo!

B: Go, go, don't go again! What is this? Doesn't it sound like singing? How did it become a brain teaser?

A: It doesn't matter whether you lose or not! There are two rounds left.

B: OK, what shall we play in the next round?

A: Otherwise, we will compete with Wushu in the next round!

B: OK! Than martial arts!

(The music to shoot the sculpture begins, and two people go up)

A: I am in Guo Jing. Excuse me, who is this hero across the street?

B: This is Zorro! I heard that someone attacked our foreign pop culture abroad! I'm here to participate in the competition today.

A: Not bad! This is what I said. Our martial arts in China are extensive and profound. Is it comparable to your foreign pop culture schools?

B: Then let's have a competition!

A: We have Shaolin in the south of China and Wudang in the north! Excuse me, why don't Shaolin monks have hair?

B: I lost all my hair because I was doing chemotherapy!

A: Wrong! Because they are monks! Why do Wudang heroes keep their hair?

B: Because they are not monks.

A: Wrong! Because they are Taoist priests!

Wow, yay! I am so angry! Look at this sword.

Scissors, rocks, paper! Hahaha! I won!

B: No! Not anymore! You're completely fooling around!

A: I agree! Don't be angry. Am I not wrong? Let's have a good game in the next round! Let the audience comment!

B: Well, it's up to you!

A: Huh? Now the reform and opening up, what foreign Japanese TV dramas, Korean TV dramas and American TV dramas are so popular in our country, otherwise, let's compare them with TV dramas.

B: Yes, our romantic dramas abroad are particularly touching.

A: Speaking of romantic dramas, who can compare with our aunt Qiong Yao in China?

B: Let's compare and see whose romantic drama is more touching.

A: OK! You go first!

B: I'll play the Korean drama Blue Life and Death Love! Action!

Lan Shengle, two people, sit down.

Obba, I have a nosebleed.

B, huh? Eun-hee, are you okay? I'll take you to the hospital. You have to hold on.

A well (b picks it up and runs to the hospital)

B Oh, what did the doctor say?

I got hematologic cancer, so you should live well. .

B ensi. . You died a terrible death.

A that's it! Isn't this touching? !

B why is it not touching? The heroine died, and the hero cried so sadly, which is always the case in our Korean dramas.

Ok, let you see the touching of our China. Liang Zhu. Action!

An Yingtai!

Brother b Liang!

Ayingtai, you must wait for me. I will definitely come back and propose to your father!

B ok! You must come back!

Hmm! I swear to God: If I don't come back, it will thunder tomorrow. .

B I forbid you to say!

An Yingtai, but your father turned me down

B how about that? Brother Liang!

Where is justice? Died of vomiting blood

Brother b Liang!

(Two become butterflies)

and then

A: Then Liang Shanbo turned into a butterfly and danced among the flowers.

B hmm!

They will never be apart.

Yeah, yeah.

Their story is very touching.

Yeah, yeah.

Their love is very touching.

Yeah, yeah.

So you lost.

B hmm! Are you cheating on me? It's not fair. I don't accept it.

A Ah, we've compared it for so long, I get it. In fact, both this foreign pop culture and our traditional culture in China have their own merits. In the tide of reform and opening up, we have to keep up with the joneses, which is really boring!

b！ Yes! So what should we do?

Do you have to tell me? Of course, take the essence and discard the dross!