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I am a security guard. What do you like about boss Xiao Dan?

I am a security guard. What is this? I am a security guard. I go to work to get off work.

I'm a security guard:

I am a security guard. I'm not happy every day. I have to eat and wait for work. I have to add meals every meal.

I am a security guard, with a salary of only two thousand, and I am lazy. My hobby is just watching movies.

I am a security guard. I go to work to catch the goddess' stupidity. I say good night every day, but people don't watch it. Occasionally I say yes and start licking again.

I am a security guard, and I will also think about tomorrow. I don't have to miss the past, but I will still be a security guard tomorrow.

Epidemic terrier

1, good morning, migrant workers.

The vast number of young people laugh at themselves and lie flat, and they can't change the status quo at present. They express their feelings through various jokes of migrant workers, which is also a collective release and mutual encouragement of workplace pressure. Ordinary reveals pursuit, trying to show stubbornness in humiliation, and being humble and polite even if you have no money. Small people can also have the right to pursue beauty in ordinary life.

"Migrant workers" has also become a new vocabulary for contemporary young people to struggle in society. The stem of migrant workers, with the expression package of migrant workers, has a better effect.

2. Ye Qinghui and Ye Chunjie

Ye Qinghui is the abbreviation of Ye's youth return, and Ye Chunjie is the abbreviation of Ye's youth ending. It first came from the e-sports circle. A LOL player retired, and some netizens said in the comment area: "XXX left the stage, and my youth is over." After that, it spread to all major circles to show the changes of things that have remained unchanged for a long time before, or to show that things you like have disappeared or ended.