I want to hear a very funny joke~~free of cold jokes

A frog jumped into the well while jumping. A man looked like a telephone and was hit when he went out. There was a man who liked to make phone calls. One day, he hung up

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There was a man who felt his feet were sore while walking. When he looked down, he stepped on a lemon!

There was a hedgehog who drowned while rowing in a rubber boat. --------

Jin Yong’s 14 books can be connected into one poem: Snow Shoots White Deer in the Skies, and JK Rowling’s seven books can also be In a word: Hahahahahahaha ---------------------------

One day, a snake as asking for a snake: "Ah ah! Do we poison?" Yeah? What are you doing here?" The snake said: "Because I accidentally bit my tongue just now."---------------------

A lumberjack went to apply for a job foreman: The woods ahead Go try it... see how many trees you can saw in one minute... One minute passed... Foreman: Wow... 20 trees in one minute... That's amazing... Where did you work before? Worker: Sahara Forest...Foreman: Never heard of it...I've only heard of the Sahara Desert...Worker: Yes...I changed the name later! --------　

< p>Why do ants leave only a line across the desert? Because it rides a bicycle. Why does the ant leave two lines when crossing the desert? Because when he pushes the cart back, why does the camel leave a straight line when crossing the desert? Because ants carried it on bicycles---------------------

A pig walked and walked to England. What did it become? pig　--------　

A Chinese student was in a car accident on a highway abroad. The person and the car fell off a cliff. When the traffic police arrived, they shouted down: How are you? The international student replied: i'm fine, thank you. Then the traffic police left, and the international student died. -------------

A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after death. When it was Einstein's turn to catch people, he counted to 100. Opening his eyes, he saw that everyone was hiding, only Newton was still standing there. Einstein walked over and said: "Newton, I caught you." Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "You are not Newton, who are you?" Newton: "Look at what I have under my feet. What?" Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile with a length of one meter and a width of one meter. Newton: "This is a square meter of one square meter under my feet, and it is Newton/square meter when I stand on it, so what you grasp is not Newton, what you grasp is Pascal." --------

There are two monsters, a red monster and a green monster. It takes 3 bullets to kill a red monster, and only 1 bullet to kill a green monster. Now you have a pistol in your hand with only 2 bullets in it. How do you kill two monsters? A: First use 1 bullet to kill the green monster. The red monster will turn blue with fright. Then use the remaining 1 bullet to kill it.

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Use the sentence "Kids": A train passed by, "What's more, what's more, what's more" -------

Let me tell you a funny thing Story~~ A chicken slid down the mountain... This is a funny story--------

Sakyamuni and Tathagata played guessing game, and the one who lost got When the other party hit his forehead, Gautama always lost. He was hit all over his head. Finally, one time, Sakyamuni won. He made a pose to hit his forehead. But Tathagata said, let me go to the toilet first, but as soon as I went, I didn't come back. So for thousands of years, Sakyamuni has been waiting for the Tathagata with a big head and a pop-up posture--------

Tomato father, tomato mother and tomato child walk the tomato child Momma Tomato turned around and said: catch up -------

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One day, a man was watching TV at home, and when he saw a woman, he heard a knock on the door. I heard the sound of the door, so I opened the door and saw a snail. The snail said, "Can you give me a glass of water?" The man was very angry and kicked the snail away. A few years later, the man heard a knock on the door while watching TV at home. When he opened the door, he saw the snail again. The snail said: Why did you kick me just now? --------

The old leader sighed, how happy you are, there are girls everywhere. When I was on a business trip, not only were there no girls, but when I came back, the whole family of seven was crowded together. If I wanted to get intimate, I had to go to the door. Sprinkle some sugar outside and shout: . . . . . . . . . "Children, let me hold your mother down and grab the candy!

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Xiaohuamei said to her mother, "Mom, I won't do it today." I feel so comfortable that I don’t want to go to school... Mom said it’s not comfortable there? Xiaohua Mei said, I don’t know why I always feel sore all over my body. ---------------------

Q: Mobile phone What is the antonym of? Answer: feet--------

There was a meat bun. One day it went to drink, but it was drunk, so it vomited while walking while holding on to the telephone pole. , spitting it out and turning it into steamed buns--------

Xiao Ming’s father has three sons, the eldest is called Da Mao, the second is called Ermao, what is the name of the third? It’s called Sanmao. ........Because Xiao Ming is a woman. ??--------?

How many brothers does Aladdin have? 3. Ala Jia, Ala B, Ala C. ---------------------

Q: Who was the Chinese person that Phelps admired most before he participated in the Beijing Olympics? Answer: Ba Jin---- ----