Humorous jokes are very short.

1. If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

2. My object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

One day, the cabbage was walking on the road and felt very hot, so it was taken off one by one and disappeared.

4. A steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt very hungry, so he ate himself.

One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor pierced the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish, "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" " As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

6. "I must discuss it with my partner." "Don't you have no partner?" So it's not negotiable.

7. No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives.

8. I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

9. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

10, I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.